The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7028. | cimbraien (cimbraien) | 95.12 | 99% | 2016-01-21 |
| 7029. | Lowk (gae_23) | 95.11 | 97.9% | 2025-01-18 |
| 7030. | Arjun (k9cruncher) | 95.11 | 96% | 2022-11-13 |
| 7031. | Trevor (humblebum) | 95.11 | 93% | 2014-01-30 |
| 7032. | zyoda (zyoda) | 95.11 | 96% | 2013-05-29 |
| 7033. | OPPONENT (opponent3) | 95.10 | 98.3% | 2024-11-28 |
| 7034. | Zacharias (zacheee) | 95.10 | 90% | 2013-12-12 |
| 7035. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 95.10 | 98% | 2018-02-13 |
| 7036. | Jeremy (jonesdude25) | 95.09 | 97.4% | 2024-09-30 |
| 7037. | Can (cazzed) | 95.09 | 97% | 2025-08-22 |
| 7038. | Tanner (twhite90) | 95.09 | 95% | 2016-09-23 |
| 7039. | Alexander (doskido) | 95.08 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
| 7040. | K (specter6479) | 95.08 | 97% | 2024-01-07 |
| 7041. | Theo (smuox) | 95.08 | 96.7% | 2025-04-17 |
| 7042. | melorun (melorun) | 95.08 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
| 7043. | Awesome (awesomesauce3303) | 95.08 | 97.8% | 2025-02-16 |
| 7044. | Jason (falminfingaz) | 95.07 | 93% | 2016-03-19 |
| 7045. | J (pjonathan) | 95.07 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 7046. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 95.07 | 98.3% | 2025-01-23 |
| 7047. | Grant (gpmillerjax) | 95.07 | 93% | 2013-04-07 |
| 7048. | Shawn (jiveblues) | 95.07 | 98% | 2014-11-20 |
| 7049. | Kai (gigadelic) | 95.07 | 98% | 2025-07-19 |
| 7050. | Bobol (hr3f) | 95.07 | 96% | 2013-12-06 |
| 7051. | Fxh7+ (bossrubik) | 95.06 | 97% | 2013-02-09 |
| 7052. | Sovereign Camel (sovereign_... | 95.04 | 97.2% | 2024-01-05 |
| 7053. | Penguino (cspenguino) | 95.04 | 92% | 2016-10-31 |
| 7054. | Nathaniel (starpiratecraft) | 95.04 | 98% | 2016-11-01 |
| 7055. | Sam (jet993) | 95.03 | 97.1% | 2024-10-02 |
| 7056. | JtG (jaylegee) | 95.03 | 97.8% | 2023-11-03 |
| 7057. | siena1241 (siena1241) | 95.02 | 97% | 2016-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |