I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2346. | (antonh123) | 113.65 | 96% | 2016-07-31 |
| 2347. | (cornermonkey) | 113.65 | 98% | 2024-12-30 |
| 2348. | (nawid113) | 113.64 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 2349. | (spencer2) | 113.63 | 93% | 2016-06-16 |
| 2350. | (analternateaccount) | 113.63 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 2351. | Stop being faster than me! ... | 113.63 | 97% | 2015-04-27 |
| 2352. | (johnrambo493) | 113.63 | 95% | 2015-06-21 |
| 2353. | (jay3332) | 113.61 | 97.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 2354. | (fapados) | 113.61 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
| 2355. | (kuzel) | 113.60 | 98% | 2015-11-18 |
| 2356. | (loneranger) | 113.60 | 99% | 2015-09-28 |
| 2357. | (drews12321) | 113.59 | 93% | 2016-04-04 |
| 2358. | (icecrusher) | 113.58 | 96.5% | 2024-03-30 |
| 2359. | (johnbonham) | 113.57 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 2360. | (1235741) | 113.55 | 97.2% | 2024-03-02 |
| 2361. | (jaehead) | 113.55 | 95% | 2016-09-19 |
| 2362. | J (pjonathan) | 113.54 | 99% | 2022-11-06 |
| 2363. | (ammathose) | 113.54 | 98% | 2021-01-29 |
| 2364. | Someone (littleriver) | 113.54 | 99% | 2026-03-17 |
| 2365. | (nsailor) | 113.54 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 2366. | (konvay) | 113.52 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
| 2367. | James (wnston) | 113.52 | 98% | 2023-09-10 |
| 2368. | (jolly_bones) | 113.50 | 98% | 2025-05-04 |
| 2369. | (mariolink123) | 113.50 | 98.5% | 2024-01-01 |
| 2370. | (kristaps12312) | 113.50 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 2371. | (newsmurfnonquittypingtech... | 113.50 | 88% | 2016-07-09 |
| 2372. | (cslarsen) | 113.49 | 97% | 2017-05-19 |
| 2373. | (rachird) | 113.48 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 2374. | (plinkiplonk) | 113.47 | 99% | 2021-07-12 |
| 2375. | (reinheart) | 113.44 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |