So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8897. | (xerigen) | 87.63 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 8898. | (cycadz03) | 87.62 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 8899. | (tzblueice) | 87.62 | 94% | 2014-09-12 |
| 8900. | (a_typer) | 87.62 | 95% | 2015-02-17 |
| 8901. | (s0uthxpark) | 87.62 | 98% | 2018-10-07 |
| 8902. | klima7 (klima7) | 87.62 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
| 8903. | RedEye (redeye) | 87.62 | 95% | 2016-07-27 |
| 8904. | (cpark231) | 87.62 | 97% | 2014-01-03 |
| 8905. | (gunsanarchy) | 87.61 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 8906. | (rdrf2838) | 87.61 | 98.5% | 2023-06-11 |
| 8907. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 87.61 | 99.7% | 2023-07-16 |
| 8908. | (jeffrey) | 87.61 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 8909. | (rodneyslafuente) | 87.61 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 8910. | (poggersman420) | 87.61 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 8911. | (theholychicken) | 87.61 | 93% | 2016-10-01 |
| 8912. | (johnsadar) | 87.61 | 92% | 2014-01-29 |
| 8913. | J (pjonathan) | 87.60 | 96.1% | 2023-09-18 |
| 8914. | (katierae) | 87.60 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 8915. | (toastypoints) | 87.60 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 8916. | (jjj11x) | 87.59 | 99% | 2021-01-03 |
| 8917. | Arief (ilikfunky7) | 87.59 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8918. | (dletastar4) | 87.59 | 98% | 2018-06-09 |
| 8919. | (mehul1211) | 87.59 | 100% | 2014-02-21 |
| 8920. | (laurathebookfanatic) | 87.58 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 8921. | (jlynnmark) | 87.58 | 96% | 2014-05-05 |
| 8922. | (yorickvw) | 87.58 | 98% | 2018-05-14 |
| 8923. | (khan_noman14) | 87.58 | 99% | 2022-08-09 |
| 8924. | (blaketflip) | 87.57 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 8925. | (coloradodan) | 87.57 | 93% | 2012-10-15 |
| 8926. | imtdk (imtdk) | 87.56 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |