The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13043. | (oipils) | 39.79 | 94% | 2023-03-11 |
| 13044. | (bekk) | 39.79 | 88% | 2016-11-25 |
| 13045. | (yeseuz) | 39.78 | 89% | 2016-06-25 |
| 13046. | (tmr_sa) | 39.78 | 95% | 2022-10-26 |
| 13047. | (amwsupernova) | 39.78 | 92% | 2016-05-04 |
| 13048. | Wieslaw (wieslawo) | 39.78 | 89% | 2013-09-01 |
| 13049. | Ashot (ashotmovsisyan) | 39.77 | 93% | 2022-04-15 |
| 13050. | (ty4ever) | 39.77 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 13051. | (thefastrhestie) | 39.77 | 91% | 2017-01-19 |
| 13052. | (itsmee0o7) | 39.76 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13053. | (dyrroth) | 39.76 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 13054. | (charleswfb) | 39.76 | 91% | 2012-10-12 |
| 13055. | BP (blarg_23) | 39.75 | 93% | 2020-09-26 |
| 13056. | (himanshu0707) | 39.75 | 93% | 2013-09-27 |
| 13057. | (sumit56) | 39.75 | 91% | 2015-04-13 |
| 13058. | (ibrar) | 39.75 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 13059. | Attia (yattia) | 39.74 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 13060. | (koca_system16) | 39.74 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 13061. | (jai_ho420) | 39.74 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 13062. | (cookiewings) | 39.74 | 94% | 2015-12-04 |
| 13063. | Dora (pizza_dora) | 39.74 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 13064. | Royal_Beast (mmolan1593) | 39.74 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
| 13065. | firoz (firoz_bhai) | 39.73 | 93% | 2021-09-18 |
| 13066. | (ariel) | 39.73 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 13067. | (tinhnguyen) | 39.73 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 13068. | (freopen) | 39.73 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 13069. | (insi) | 39.73 | 93% | 2015-05-29 |
| 13070. | wahab (wahab1) | 39.72 | 95% | 2022-08-15 |
| 13071. | (seungbum) | 39.72 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 13072. | (goombamario) | 39.71 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |