When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 853. | . (darkis) | 127.00 | 97% | 2022-05-13 |
| 854. | Violet (a87321dc00) | 126.99 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 855. | David (liist) | 126.99 | 76% | 2017-04-27 |
| 856. | Joel (7031) | 126.99 | 93% | 2017-04-07 |
| 857. | Piggie (piggiepoop) | 126.94 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 858. | wil (wilruns) | 126.94 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 859. | Eddy (phoenixkaito) | 126.93 | 99% | 2017-09-04 |
| 860. | D (am12yearsold) | 126.92 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 861. | Brian (tehpope) | 126.88 | 99% | 2023-04-11 |
| 862. | Hafma (somaliangirl) | 126.88 | 98% | 2017-06-18 |
| 863. | Kitsune Rice (kitsunerice) | 126.86 | 98.6% | 2024-12-13 |
| 864. | Raoof (raoof) | 126.85 | 99% | 2017-08-23 |
| 865. | PwnmasterFTW200 (weirdoboy200) | 126.84 | 99% | 2025-06-16 |
| 866. | Brussels (brussels11) | 126.83 | 99% | 2021-10-26 |
| 867. | Joseph (kisachi) | 126.81 | 99% | 2021-02-07 |
| 868. | MTGAPger (foreverpractice975) | 126.75 | 98.5% | 2024-09-15 |
| 869. | (nowt) | 126.73 | 99% | 2022-07-31 |
| 870. | Wouter (pixelgasm) | 126.73 | 99% | 2020-01-26 |
| 871. | Ethan (bewilderex63) | 126.71 | 99% | 2021-07-18 |
| 872. | (onah) | 126.67 | 99.7% | 2023-07-20 |
| 873. | Kyle (aconitase123) | 126.65 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 874. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 126.62 | 98% | 2020-01-18 |
| 875. | Leon (az1n) | 126.62 | 99% | 2017-11-28 |
| 876. | Porygon (snail_zzz) | 126.60 | 100% | 2017-10-23 |
| 877. | Eugene (yoojeen) | 126.57 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 878. | yayleona (yayleona) | 126.55 | 99% | 2023-09-30 |
| 879. | Goomba (dragoomba) | 126.55 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 880. | trans rights (scrunky) | 126.54 | 98.3% | 2024-03-20 |
| 881. | Justin (justingluska) | 126.53 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| 882. | M (mmmkkaaayy) | 126.52 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |