So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10915. | Neris Luke (ruukudesu) | 83.69 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
| 10916. | Fionalee (fionalee) | 83.69 | 98.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 10917. | Yuuki (se_yuuki) | 83.69 | 95% | 2016-01-25 |
| 10918. | xjkan (xjkan) | 83.69 | 95% | 2016-04-07 |
| 10919. | sig (crydig) | 83.68 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 10920. | Spindarella (spindarella) | 83.68 | 95% | 2013-02-17 |
| 10921. | Kevin (kevinmm) | 83.68 | 98% | 2016-01-03 |
| 10922. | Nikolaj (nik12103) | 83.68 | 95% | 2013-12-02 |
| 10923. | S (chimerahitman) | 83.68 | 98% | 2016-05-03 |
| 10924. | Daniel (nawkisnotavailable) | 83.68 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 10925. | Justin (justinmc7) | 83.67 | 97% | 2013-09-12 |
| 10926. | David (steekdal) | 83.67 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
| 10927. | Alex (__alex__) | 83.66 | 99% | 2016-11-17 |
| 10928. | Adam Ahmad (adamahmad) | 83.66 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| 10929. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 83.66 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 10930. | Thomas (fifthshift) | 83.66 | 97% | 2014-01-14 |
| 10931. | Ian (sirbowlsworth) | 83.65 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 10932. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 83.65 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| 10933. | Sandy (mimci) | 83.65 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 10934. | Rowan (pixei) | 83.65 | 96.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 10935. | Amelie (amelierosemcd) | 83.65 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 10936. | Phoenix (djspookyphoenix) | 83.65 | 96% | 2017-05-21 |
| 10937. | Omer (okirnap) | 83.65 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 10938. | Katie (kclark) | 83.65 | — | 2010-09-10 |
| 10939. | Jon (jogo) | 83.65 | — | 2009-08-13 |
| 10940. | Pielicker (pielicker) | 83.64 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 10941. | 'Cannot be blank' (mountain... | 83.64 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 10942. | Alon (alon276) | 83.64 | 97% | 2015-09-09 |
| 10943. | T (hsczx) | 83.64 | 91% | 2011-10-29 |
| 10944. | Necromar (necromar_delamuerte) | 83.64 | 97% | 2014-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |