The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14957. | Follow Me (prince_michaels2... | 80.09 | 95% | 2011-11-26 |
| 14958. | steroids steroids everywher... | 80.09 | 93% | 2013-08-22 |
| 14959. | Chung (chung223) | 80.09 | 97% | 2011-08-11 |
| 14960. | Carlos (cadu) | 80.09 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 14961. | hv21ll (quinixod) | 80.08 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 14962. | rraei (rraei) | 80.08 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 14963. | dave (davedavedave) | 80.08 | 94% | 2013-08-25 |
| 14964. | ¯\(ツ)/¯ (jeconner) | 80.07 | 93% | 2014-12-23 |
| 14965. | Zovi (zovi) | 80.07 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
| 14966. | Logan (laucian) | 80.07 | 97.6% | 2023-08-16 |
| 14967. | Blaze (blasik) | 80.07 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 14968. | lasindu (lasindu) | 80.07 | 98% | 2016-10-08 |
| 14969. | Cally (callyh) | 80.07 | 98% | 2015-09-19 |
| 14970. | Ulrich (ulrichji) | 80.06 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 14971. | Benjamin (benjamin_gee) | 80.06 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 14972. | Myron (zonyak) | 80.06 | 95% | 2019-01-17 |
| 14973. | ReMeDaY (remeday) | 80.05 | 90% | 2016-02-08 |
| 14974. | Joshua (feygin1) | 80.05 | 93% | 2013-01-09 |
| 14975. | Aryav (aryav123) | 80.05 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 14976. | Rafa (rafael1548) | 80.05 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 14977. | Jeron (pivotwind) | 80.05 | 90% | 2015-10-16 |
| 14978. | Martha (martharea) | 80.05 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 14979. | Matthew (krynvel) | 80.05 | 95% | 2019-08-12 |
| 14980. | Zoe (albatross1825) | 80.04 | 96.4% | 2023-09-09 |
| 14981. | typernessa (typernessa) | 80.04 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 14982. | ayush (rocky1708) | 80.04 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 14983. | arrowchild (arrowchild) | 80.04 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 14984. | axengi (axengi) | 80.04 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 14985. | POPOPO (terqer) | 80.04 | 93% | 2012-06-27 |
| 14986. | Goddesen (goddesen) | 80.04 | 92% | 2015-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |