The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34904. | Xellos (xellos) | 59.48 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 34905. | Chananchida (polaris006) | 59.48 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 34906. | Austin (mrman1753) | 59.48 | 96% | 2015-06-22 |
| 34907. | Caspian (qashu) | 59.47 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
| 34908. | giannis (gammyhorse) | 59.47 | 99% | 2016-10-16 |
| 34909. | Lihvar (lihvar) | 59.47 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
| 34910. | ☺Ballu☺ (puneetno1) | 59.47 | 97% | 2011-07-23 |
| 34911. | Nguyen (puchiano) | 59.47 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 34912. | 🥔 (potato) | 59.47 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 34913. | Reset (probably_a_noob) | 59.46 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 34914. | MooMoo (moo_24) | 59.46 | 98% | 2023-03-05 |
| 34915. | klokl (klokl1) | 59.46 | 95.6% | 2023-07-17 |
| 34916. | Michael (pjcow1) | 59.46 | 96% | 2018-11-05 |
| 34917. | (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ (vuvule) | 59.46 | 92% | 2013-05-15 |
| 34918. | chicken (chicken4soup) | 59.46 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 34919. | Hari (arroganthari) | 59.46 | 98% | 2011-08-17 |
| 34920. | RHYTHM MOTWANI (rhythm_123) | 59.45 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 34921. | Pekto (incredibold) | 59.45 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 34922. | Dracule (deelipsingh77) | 59.45 | 94% | 2020-10-04 |
| 34923. | Ditri (vtthach) | 59.45 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 34924. | Brian (pitviper) | 59.45 | 99% | 2017-03-16 |
| 34925. | Derf (derfmongrel) | 59.45 | 99% | 2018-07-26 |
| 34926. | Camden (camden) | 59.45 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 34927. | Erick (erickboshoff) | 59.44 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 34928. | tstats[alexander98] (alexan... | 59.44 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 34929. | isra7766 (isra7766) | 59.44 | 95.6% | 2023-09-10 |
| 34930. | Binod (binod_magar69) | 59.44 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 34931. | Sargis (saqo1997) | 59.44 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 34932. | Jelly belly (jellybabysexys... | 59.44 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 34933. | Trần (tranthong14) | 59.44 | 98% | 2013-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |