I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 626. | Shayne (shayneacasio) | 108.89 | 96.5% | 2023-11-04 |
| 627. | gzell (gzell555) | 108.89 | 96.8% | 2024-02-22 |
| 628. | jsung (jsung888) | 108.86 | 98% | 2024-07-15 |
| 629. | (treje) | 108.86 | 98% | 2025-06-30 |
| 630. | son_of_tele (son_of_tele) | 108.84 | 96.9% | 2025-03-09 |
| 631. | StraightUpLuck¯\_(ツ)_/¯... | 108.79 | 97.4% | 2024-10-10 |
| 632. | Nick (coyote96) | 108.77 | 98.4% | 2025-02-23 |
| 633. | Platinean (daortzk) | 108.74 | 97% | 2025-01-02 |
| 634. | Joseph (peterepeat) | 108.73 | 98.6% | 2024-04-18 |
| 635. | brooklyn (furretmastr) | 108.73 | 97.1% | 2023-09-12 |
| 636. | Jaime (gabe_lumayog99) | 108.73 | 97.4% | 2023-08-18 |
| 637. | jan (micaelaishot123) | 108.70 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 638. | Derk (racen55) | 108.69 | 97.7% | 2023-09-12 |
| 639. | billypeppin (billypeppin) | 108.69 | 97.5% | 2024-10-19 |
| 640. | Caniel (canielmontalvo) | 108.65 | 99.1% | 2024-09-16 |
| 641. | vinnypines (nonquitvinnypines) | 108.61 | 95.6% | 2024-06-17 |
| 642. | pituf0 (pituf0) | 108.60 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 643. | KJ (snthaoeu) | 108.54 | 98.2% | 2023-10-25 |
| 644. | 🇲🇬 Rina (rina23) | 108.53 | 97.2% | 2023-08-23 |
| 645. | Noah (bruhub2022) | 108.51 | 97% | 2023-05-31 |
| 646. | Jaat (saumay_1) | 108.46 | 97.4% | 2025-05-17 |
| 647. | OwO (kodiyak) | 108.42 | 99% | 2023-09-11 |
| 648. | Vyc (vyctor661) | 108.38 | 98.5% | 2024-08-31 |
| 649. | Aeddon (kalawishis) | 108.38 | 99% | 2024-09-22 |
| 650. | Aj (miklitov) | 108.38 | 97% | 2024-11-08 |
| 651. | Willdude449 (willdudde448) | 108.37 | 98.3% | 2024-03-18 |
| 652. | :) (dividge) | 108.36 | 96.3% | 2023-08-04 |
| 653. | DJLHJ (denlhj) | 108.35 | 99.1% | 2024-11-20 |
| 654. | McQueen (cecosensei) | 108.29 | 97.2% | 2024-05-13 |
| 655. | Prin (prinplup9) | 108.25 | 97.5% | 2024-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |