And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10962. | Maggie (migggggie) | 95.87 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 10963. | Always (tromin) | 95.87 | 96% | 2018-07-28 |
| 10964. | Juan (juanveliz626) | 95.87 | 92% | 2012-07-13 |
| 10965. | Megan (missmegan) | 95.87 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 10966. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 95.86 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| 10967. | Vietnamese Typist (odarealp... | 95.85 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 10968. | Thomas (sokt2929) | 95.85 | 98.1% | 2023-08-04 |
| 10969. | d (raum_) | 95.85 | 99% | 2023-10-30 |
| 10970. | Rachel (rachelthegiraffe) | 95.85 | 98% | 2016-09-02 |
| 10971. | Jason (astyrrian17) | 95.85 | 98% | 2014-04-28 |
| 10972. | J (yeonoson) | 95.85 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 10973. | strawhat (luffy016) | 95.85 | 92% | 2015-03-15 |
| 10974. | Faris (faris_h) | 95.84 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 10975. | Lance (lenzzyyy) | 95.84 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 10976. | Butdikc (butdikc) | 95.84 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| 10977. | poke (uuuuuuu7) | 95.84 | 91% | 2015-08-10 |
| 10978. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 95.83 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 10979. | Arthen (pitrsapprentice) | 95.83 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 10980. | Chris (smoothsmith) | 95.83 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
| 10981. | Amy (_amy_) | 95.83 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 10982. | Austin (ahn94) | 95.83 | 95% | 2014-03-06 |
| 10983. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 95.82 | 97% | 2014-10-22 |
| 10984. | Tanuki (joshz1999) | 95.82 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 10985. | Isaac (immortalz) | 95.82 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10986. | Nigel (ferretinahat) | 95.82 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 10987. | Trevor (beckhams) | 95.82 | 97% | 2015-09-11 |
| 10988. | Coty (lord_sky) | 95.82 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 10989. | Jaren (jarenn) | 95.82 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 10990. | why am I typoing so much (d... | 95.82 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 10991. | Dodo (dangerousdodo) | 95.81 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |