The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8811. | Stefan (fendorian) | 91.64 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 8812. | Isaac (isaacdabeast5) | 91.63 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 8813. | Eicy (moreseicy) | 91.63 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 8814. | Meszo (meszo) | 91.63 | 92% | 2012-10-08 |
| 8815. | random (randomasdf97) | 91.63 | 97% | 2015-04-05 |
| 8816. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 91.62 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 8817. | daisy (daisyliu4) | 91.62 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 8818. | Zhao (zhaox) | 91.62 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 8819. | House V (housev) | 91.61 | 98% | 2015-05-10 |
| 8820. | wet nightmare (daviddloco) | 91.61 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 8821. | inigo (indigo_july) | 91.61 | 98% | 2017-08-01 |
| 8822. | john (onobones) | 91.61 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 8823. | 0 (gochoo) | 91.61 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 8824. | Jason (eraserhd) | 91.61 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| 8825. | Fart (chuckster73) | 91.60 | 95.5% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8826. | Stacey (slisac) | 91.60 | 100% | 2012-07-24 |
| 8827. | Beast (flyeaglesfly) | 91.59 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 8828. | hendri (hendriagustino) | 91.59 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
| 8829. | David (reffi4) | 91.59 | 97% | 2012-04-16 |
| 8830. | Tessa (tlw34) | 91.59 | 94% | 2011-08-01 |
| 8831. | Pranav (pranav93) | 91.59 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
| 8832. | Piotr (pitoko) | 91.59 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 8833. | baneboo (baneboo) | 91.58 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 8834. | arivappa (leave_me_here) | 91.58 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 8835. | Veract (veract) | 91.58 | 96% | 2014-03-29 |
| 8836. | brrrrrrrrr (kagami_taiga) | 91.58 | 95% | 2018-04-04 |
| 8837. | Christopher-Alexandre Paque... | 91.57 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 8838. | willy (willywongker69) | 91.57 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 8839. | keyma.sh (bommer1234) | 91.57 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 8840. | patzer (tip3) | 91.57 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |