So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33520. | Aditya (subaru_kun) | 45.14 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 33521. | qbaracerr (qbajanowski) | 45.14 | 93.5% | 2023-05-20 |
| 33522. | Simon (goffen) | 45.13 | 94% | 2017-07-07 |
| 33523. | Sudantha (sudantha) | 45.13 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 33524. | Hale (catmommy_16) | 45.12 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 33525. | pankaj (vashishth_kec) | 45.12 | 89% | 2012-12-05 |
| 33526. | Laura (sweetie3121) | 45.11 | 88% | 2012-06-22 |
| 33527. | Nafiul (n_crypted) | 45.11 | 93% | 2021-08-06 |
| 33528. | Ryan (rdoromal611) | 45.11 | 94.6% | 2021-03-02 |
| 33529. | 一个有趣的小车 (amdhc) | 45.11 | 93% | 2017-10-17 |
| 33530. | hunter (hunter667) | 45.10 | 95% | 2021-04-05 |
| 33531. | Sergey (sergeyvdovin) | 45.10 | 96% | 2015-09-19 |
| 33532. | Anupam (anupammajhi) | 45.09 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 33533. | Tony (tonymshaju) | 45.09 | 95% | 2013-02-05 |
| 33534. | Francois (sweis2) | 45.09 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| 33535. | noel (mooka) | 45.09 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 33536. | pritom das (pito144) | 45.08 | 94% | 2023-07-29 |
| 33537. | Awumpa (awumpa) | 45.08 | 91% | 2012-09-13 |
| 33538. | Kilan (kudakson) | 45.08 | 92% | 2014-09-12 |
| 33539. | Bedilbek (bedilbek) | 45.07 | 94% | 2019-08-23 |
| 33540. | Mohamed (mfahim97) | 45.07 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
| 33541. | Edward (ed_toreno) | 45.07 | — | 2010-01-15 |
| 33542. | Mast (avdhoot_) | 45.06 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 33543. | Ion Storm (dr_hjkl) | 45.06 | 97% | 2017-06-16 |
| 33544. | wavelet_wizard (pv44400) | 45.05 | 89% | 2016-02-16 |
| 33545. | yali (ilayali02) | 45.04 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
| 33546. | david (david987) | 45.04 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 33547. | Ashu prasad (ashu968) | 45.03 | 94% | 2023-07-03 |
| 33548. | BABAboi (sahiljangir) | 45.03 | 94% | 2022-03-23 |
| 33549. | Noel (thecasperrojas) | 45.03 | 83% | 2015-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |