So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9528. | vivian (vvn_g) | 86.65 | 94% | 2013-06-24 |
| 9529. | obada (obada_yahya) | 86.64 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 9530. | Type (del7mike) | 86.64 | 93% | 2016-02-18 |
| 9531. | Dog (octixam) | 86.64 | 93% | 2013-12-18 |
| 9532. | Meet (mhscool) | 86.64 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 9533. | pono (pnawan) | 86.63 | 96% | 2022-06-07 |
| 9534. | (lath) | 86.63 | 90% | 2016-04-28 |
| 9535. | Le (cheza) | 86.63 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 9536. | Grelgor (grelgor) | 86.62 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9537. | Subhaan (subhaan) | 86.62 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 9538. | HEAD (head_hunter) | 86.62 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 9539. | Carl (carlstanson) | 86.62 | 98% | 2016-04-11 |
| 9540. | Ben (wildben) | 86.61 | 89% | 2016-09-24 |
| 9541. | Birdman (birdman13) | 86.61 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 9542. | None (populkee) | 86.61 | 96% | 2021-10-02 |
| 9543. | Tinkle (tinklesticks) | 86.61 | 97.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9544. | Nick (pirlize) | 86.60 | 97% | 2012-10-28 |
| 9545. | Noah (noahhh) | 86.59 | 94% | 2012-10-09 |
| 9546. | Azzinoth (azzinoth) | 86.59 | 96% | 2014-11-04 |
| 9547. | workin (woodwheel) | 86.59 | 93% | 2011-10-22 |
| 9548. | ray (rayakakayung) | 86.59 | 99% | 2013-01-08 |
| 9549. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 86.58 | 97% | 2023-02-26 |
| 9550. | Ian (nelson_kempkey) | 86.58 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 9551. | KLITSCHKO (dr_steel_hammer) | 86.58 | 95% | 2013-01-28 |
| 9552. | Vikki (vinka) | 86.58 | 95% | 2012-03-17 |
| 9553. | Jun (whattoname) | 86.57 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 9554. | Sherman (shemsan) | 86.57 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 9555. | Sudu (suduvudu) | 86.57 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 9556. | jangar (dvorjack) | 86.57 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 9557. | Dylan (sneakz) | 86.57 | 93% | 2016-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |