As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13569. | jacob (jacob_hrtn) | 71.70 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
13570. | Sierra (sierratango) | 71.70 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
13571. | Eddie (artourzy) | 71.70 | 95% | 2016-03-23 |
13572. | le (ladzgo) | 71.69 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
13573. | Peter Jan (pjfails) | 71.69 | 96% | 2018-02-15 |
13574. | Cinoss (cinoss) | 71.69 | 99% | 2017-11-12 |
13575. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 71.68 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
13576. | shaun (shaunbot_123) | 71.68 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
13577. | Marvin (partass) | 71.67 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
13578. | Sanjay (sanjaysins) | 71.67 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
13579. | UMadBro? (thekarma) | 71.67 | 88% | 2015-11-08 |
13580. | Jake (jaketalexander) | 71.66 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
13581. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 71.66 | 94% | 2015-09-28 |
13582. | sebastian (sebastianmeland) | 71.66 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
13583. | Deni (travao) | 71.66 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
13584. | Unequaled (unequaled) | 71.66 | 93% | 2017-05-05 |
13585. | dhan michael (astaroth04) | 71.65 | 96% | 2022-10-11 |
13586. | Narzullo (proger_narzullo) | 71.65 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
13587. | Dai (daimarco11) | 71.65 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
13588. | Ken (piq9117) | 71.65 | 96% | 2016-08-05 |
13589. | saba (sabatula) | 71.64 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
13590. | Logan (buswerks) | 71.64 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
13591. | flybot (flybot) | 71.64 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
13592. | tstats[medo_1010] (medo_1010) | 71.63 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
13593. | Nitesh (niteshtiwari) | 71.63 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
13594. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 71.63 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
13595. | Rishat (bojack) | 71.63 | 97% | 2015-10-22 |
13596. | aracertho (aracertho) | 71.62 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
13597. | Saikat (saikat2) | 71.62 | 95.7% | 2023-10-22 |
13598. | Steven (swg12) | 71.62 | 90% | 2016-09-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |