Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30638. | Glaive (ingm) | 52.46 | 95.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 30639. | Steve (scarafec) | 52.46 | 93% | 2018-08-09 |
| 30640. | Timothy (ttphout) | 52.46 | 92% | 2016-04-22 |
| 30641. | Suka (sukatoho) | 52.45 | 95% | 2021-05-04 |
| 30642. | Cathy (cathfujita) | 52.45 | 93% | 2016-05-28 |
| 30643. | poqe8819 (poqe8819) | 52.45 | 95% | 2021-04-24 |
| 30644. | . (mioumioumiou) | 52.45 | 95% | 2022-06-24 |
| 30645. | Irfan (irfanadli97) | 52.45 | 93% | 2021-03-10 |
| 30646. | Ngân (ngan_tg) | 52.45 | 98% | 2020-12-26 |
| 30647. | tYpemAstER (lystvi) | 52.45 | 93% | 2018-03-08 |
| 30648. | yagmurtastankaya-ing (yagmu... | 52.45 | 95% | 2015-03-19 |
| 30649. | Steven (steven_s) | 52.45 | 95% | 2015-03-30 |
| 30650. | Vincente (brandem8912) | 52.44 | 95% | 2018-03-21 |
| 30651. | Lewis (nimda_warrior) | 52.44 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 30652. | Lucidsan (lucidsan) | 52.44 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 30653. | Kiran (strider) | 52.44 | — | 2008-08-18 |
| 30654. | Tomemaas (teo717) | 52.43 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 30655. | Tony (tonzyyy) | 52.43 | 93% | 2022-02-18 |
| 30656. | Pips (pips87) | 52.43 | 92% | 2015-08-10 |
| 30657. | Azhar (tozar) | 52.43 | 91% | 2016-01-16 |
| 30658. | tabish (tbsansari) | 52.43 | 94% | 2017-06-05 |
| 30659. | Khushboo (khushbooa) | 52.43 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 30660. | cutybuon (cutybuon) | 52.43 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 30661. | Wegster (nico88villa) | 52.42 | 93% | 2021-11-25 |
| 30662. | Ethan (ethanpriddle) | 52.42 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
| 30663. | Nikhil (momo7636) | 52.41 | 95% | 2022-03-15 |
| 30664. | Saif (saif_kitaz) | 52.41 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 30665. | Mark (marklwembe) | 52.41 | 95% | 2020-12-22 |
| 30666. | shmuel (shmuel555) | 52.40 | 95% | 2021-08-01 |
| 30667. | Mandom (xristos980) | 52.40 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |