I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17463. | zeeceebee (zeeceebee) | 70.28 | 98% | 2017-04-26 |
| 17464. | John Doe (skitzoid) | 70.27 | 96% | 2025-10-28 |
| 17465. | Nolan (nd23) | 70.27 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 17466. | Saptarshi (lamda_cdm_10) | 70.27 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 17467. | Speedy Gonzales (speedy_gon... | 70.27 | 94% | 2023-01-24 |
| 17468. | 2Lenne (hannaloresa) | 70.27 | 96% | 2022-02-09 |
| 17469. | jun (jun0sck) | 70.26 | 96.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17470. | kusano (kusano) | 70.26 | 96% | 2017-02-22 |
| 17471. | Ramayanam (damu_888@yahoo.c... | 70.26 | 93% | 2015-06-02 |
| 17472. | Anson (ansonso042802) | 70.25 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 17473. | Bob (flamy_b) | 70.25 | 96% | 2025-01-27 |
| 17474. | caleb (heze8) | 70.25 | 89% | 2016-05-09 |
| 17475. | Lajuu (masihbelajar) | 70.25 | 96.7% | 2023-07-26 |
| 17476. | madkring (madkring) | 70.25 | 98% | 2024-02-14 |
| 17477. | Quan (tmquan98) | 70.25 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 17478. | Jesse (hkyin) | 70.25 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 17479. | kiriiya (kiriiya) | 70.24 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 17480. | aziz (azizkhanfar304) | 70.24 | 96.4% | 2023-05-23 |
| 17481. | McKenna (pipercray) | 70.24 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
| 17482. | Eatran (mxl102130067) | 70.24 | 97.6% | 2023-11-11 |
| 17483. | Sam (ie_dead) | 70.24 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 17484. | Wesley (wesleyeewong) | 70.24 | 92% | 2016-02-02 |
| 17485. | Doug (failure28) | 70.24 | 98% | 2017-04-02 |
| 17486. | MEAS (measbona) | 70.23 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 17487. | Jisoo (jisootyper) | 70.23 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 17488. | Rommel (thetyper09) | 70.23 | 93% | 2015-12-23 |
| 17489. | Kyoho (beill007) | 70.22 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 17490. | Andy (cocksauce) | 70.22 | 95% | 2018-02-20 |
| 17491. | steel (steelmax1214) | 70.22 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 17492. | SherlockArvino (typoarvino) | 70.22 | 94% | 2020-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |