Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32275. | Shadow (x_shadow_x) | 49.29 | 96% | 2022-07-30 |
| 32276. | Jaemie (jlee90) | 49.29 | 82% | 2014-04-21 |
| 32277. | Cami (chamomile) | 49.29 | 93% | 2015-05-13 |
| 32278. | Gaurav (canacandles) | 49.29 | 94% | 2020-06-20 |
| 32279. | Daniel (calmsun) | 49.29 | 99% | 2012-02-25 |
| 32280. | Basil (brain1989) | 49.29 | 93% | 2016-05-24 |
| 32281. | borechen (borechen) | 49.29 | 96% | 2013-11-24 |
| 32282. | Ricky (obi_wanker) | 49.28 | 83% | 2017-01-24 |
| 32283. | nashpatty (nashpatty) | 49.28 | 94% | 2021-01-14 |
| 32284. | mg (gornikm) | 49.28 | 94% | 2015-09-15 |
| 32285. | Denis (deniii) | 49.28 | 93% | 2021-09-26 |
| 32286. | Crux (nophi) | 49.28 | 94% | 2011-05-22 |
| 32287. | Abuser (sabuser) | 49.28 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 32288. | Mike (mike1) | 49.27 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 32289. | pefr (shadowcze) | 49.27 | 95% | 2016-04-25 |
| 32290. | dominic (domboi1) | 49.27 | 92% | 2013-10-27 |
| 32291. | schpeed (schpeed) | 49.26 | 95% | 2022-04-23 |
| 32292. | aerospike (aerospike) | 49.26 | 93% | 2021-08-25 |
| 32293. | Piotrek (piotrek97) | 49.26 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 32294. | Spencer (doucwhatic) | 49.26 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 32295. | 意成 (magicdrop) | 49.26 | 88% | 2015-01-02 |
| 32296. | You (kwaman) | 49.26 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 32297. | Brett (brett_sorenson_69) | 49.26 | — | 2009-01-27 |
| 32298. | Hoang Nam (bloodshed) | 49.26 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 32299. | YOLANDA (yollies) | 49.26 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 32300. | Ikukatsuzimah (ikukatsuzimah) | 49.26 | 97% | 2015-06-29 |
| 32301. | mohammed (medq) | 49.25 | 95% | 2022-11-04 |
| 32302. | Yusuf (northernbay4) | 49.25 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 32303. | Wael (wael95) | 49.25 | 95% | 2014-11-19 |
| 32304. | maverick (nittanylion) | 49.25 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |