Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4594. | Jay (jaygreen4th) | 59.25 | 93% | 2018-10-27 |
| 4595. | John (whalenj) | 59.21 | 99% | 2019-03-25 |
| 4596. | gaule (gaule) | 59.21 | 95% | 2019-12-05 |
| 4597. | hay naku!! (toxicwaste) | 59.19 | 98% | 2019-08-14 |
| 4598. | who's your daddy (pglworld) | 59.19 | 94% | 2019-06-20 |
| 4599. | uracra (uracra) | 59.17 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 4600. | kkac (kacmak7) | 59.17 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4601. | LB (man_onatree) | 59.16 | 95% | 2019-05-06 |
| 4602. | meredith (metedith) | 59.16 | 95% | 2020-09-23 |
| 4603. | daniel (josecast7) | 59.16 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
| 4604. | Quiet_Mage_732662 (jkm01) | 59.15 | 96% | 2019-02-03 |
| 4605. | Erik (erkules) | 59.13 | 95% | 2020-11-07 |
| 4606. | James (disner) | 59.11 | 94% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4607. | Ayush (ayushnanda14) | 59.11 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
| 4608. | Raizo (6oomoonryon9) | 59.11 | 96% | 2018-02-22 |
| 4609. | Lawrence (enzoplays) | 59.09 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
| 4610. | pinto (pintozza) | 59.08 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 4611. | sachin (sachin986) | 59.06 | 97% | 2020-06-22 |
| 4612. | Anonimo (ibzjem7v) | 59.06 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 4613. | Ripe And (veryripe) | 59.05 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 4614. | Goethe (kiwon) | 59.04 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 4615. | Marcato (marcato) | 59.02 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4616. | Liam (limfons) | 59.02 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 4617. | TSpin (all_type) | 59.00 | 95% | 2018-11-02 |
| 4618. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 58.99 | 94% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4619. | Muhammad (muhammadshahid) | 58.98 | 97% | 2018-11-03 |
| 4620. | Tinna (tinna17) | 58.97 | 99% | 2020-12-05 |
| 4621. | Californium (californium) | 58.97 | 98% | 2019-08-16 |
| 4622. | Cole (ckoehler) | 58.97 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 4623. | Uncertainty (uncertainty) | 58.97 | 96% | 2020-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |