Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5945. | felix (fel1x) | 51.42 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 5946. | Nima (nimayaqmuri) | 51.41 | 94% | 2020-10-04 |
| 5947. | Roy (harlos9090) | 51.41 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 5948. | Santosh (santoshm33) | 51.40 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 5949. | Jordamn (jordando345) | 51.40 | 93% | 2018-12-02 |
| 5950. | Avinash (ersunny) | 51.37 | 94% | 2020-04-25 |
| 5951. | Delvin (delvinsabrin) | 51.37 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 5952. | Tosat (combustibletoast) | 51.36 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 5953. | christos (chrismak) | 51.34 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 5954. | Trinh (purplenova) | 51.31 | 98% | 2019-06-09 |
| 5955. | Roman (roman_kovalchuk) | 51.30 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 5956. | Milosz (notonthesofa111) | 51.29 | 95% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5957. | Xuffus (xuffus) | 51.23 | 94% | 2018-01-13 |
| 5958. | Light (gumboots) | 51.23 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 5959. | typetard (frenchfriessalty) | 51.22 | 95% | 2019-01-30 |
| 5960. | Joe (mamabear2) | 51.22 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 5961. | Twis (twis23) | 51.21 | 94% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5962. | pinto (pintozza) | 51.21 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 5963. | Dvorak Zach (dvorak_zach) | 51.12 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 5964. | Mark (markisimo) | 51.10 | 94% | 2020-06-02 |
| 5965. | ibrahim (ibudumlu) | 51.08 | 94% | 2020-06-28 |
| 5966. | Sead (jose_2000_) | 51.05 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 5967. | Tim (ytmartian) | 51.04 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
| 5968. | Rain (raintempest) | 51.04 | 94% | 2018-01-15 |
| 5969. | Marcin (vaster_then_you) | 51.02 | 94% | 2020-02-15 |
| 5970. | Kirill (kiruha87) | 51.02 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 5971. | chris (n0ise) | 51.01 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5972. | Rachel (taylorachel) | 51.00 | 94% | 2018-10-31 |
| 5973. | Sword (p150004) | 50.99 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 5974. | Kr6hva (kr6hvan2gu) | 50.95 | 93% | 2018-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |