I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9470. | (aimtiaz20) | 91.16 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
| 9471. | blobfish (blobfishk) | 91.15 | 96.6% | 2024-01-17 |
| 9472. | (chandu998) | 91.14 | 97% | 2025-12-19 |
| 9473. | (iwarren) | 91.14 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 9474. | (greeny3003) | 91.14 | 97% | 2017-02-21 |
| 9475. | tstats[oldfriend] (oldfriend) | 91.14 | 98% | 2025-08-11 |
| 9476. | Lirei (lirei) | 91.14 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 9477. | (pajj) | 91.14 | 99% | 2017-01-20 |
| 9478. | (sussytypist) | 91.13 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 9479. | (_smq) | 91.13 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 9480. | sasmit_qwerty (sasmit_neogi) | 91.12 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 9481. | (lg1207) | 91.11 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 9482. | June (slap_yo_granma_fast) | 91.11 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 9483. | (rodgodkiller) | 91.11 | 98.2% | 2024-06-28 |
| 9484. | (sidveed) | 91.11 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 9485. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 91.11 | 98.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9486. | (kingdomfight) | 91.10 | 97.1% | 2025-01-13 |
| 9487. | (mikayelb) | 91.10 | 98% | 2025-04-29 |
| 9488. | Sierra (spak) | 91.10 | 99% | 2019-11-06 |
| 9489. | (eddysc) | 91.10 | 96% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9490. | (pintozza) | 91.10 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9491. | 🐍 Cobra 🐍 (barbavk) | 91.09 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 9492. | (mandarilleri) | 91.09 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 9493. | gerachomp (gerachomp) | 91.09 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 9494. | stornev (stornev_) | 91.09 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 9495. | (twixatschool) | 91.07 | 98% | 2025-11-10 |
| 9496. | (andrejkb) | 91.07 | 98% | 2024-05-29 |
| 9497. | (sagi73) | 91.07 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
| 9498. | (gmgrhythm) | 91.07 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 9499. | INCOMPETENT (incompetent_co... | 91.07 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |