Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4755. | Ali (bahjatia) | 99.86 | 97% | 2016-07-18 |
| 4756. | Caleb (pupilwarrior) | 99.85 | 98% | 2012-09-23 |
| 4757. | Steven (stevengeeky) | 99.84 | 98% | 2016-10-19 |
| 4758. | Lindsay (lindsayro1) | 99.84 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 4759. | soldano (soldano) | 99.84 | 99% | 2020-07-10 |
| 4760. | matthew (fastertyperthanyou) | 99.84 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 4761. | Jan (elapid) | 99.84 | 99% | 2019-09-01 |
| 4762. | John (mwsunder) | 99.83 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 4763. | Mirko (solidsnake) | 99.83 | 95% | 2011-06-05 |
| 4764. | Family Friendly User Name (... | 99.83 | 95% | 2016-12-16 |
| 4765. | Kwsky7 (kwsky7) | 99.83 | 96% | 2016-05-18 |
| 4766. | zat (teacup) | 99.82 | 97% | 2012-11-01 |
| 4767. | Florian (littlejacob) | 99.82 | 98% | 2013-11-03 |
| 4768. | Victo (victo_sn) | 99.82 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 4769. | Mike (golflesson) | 99.82 | 96% | 2013-09-12 |
| 4770. | rowan (darkeyeone) | 99.82 | 99% | 2017-07-15 |
| 4771. | eve (evee) | 99.81 | — | 2010-04-18 |
| 4772. | Victoria (pinksakura) | 99.81 | 92% | 2015-06-21 |
| 4773. | 99ms (99ms) | 99.81 | 100% | 2023-07-22 |
| 4774. | Ajaykumar (ajaykumarkannan) | 99.81 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 4775. | Miguel (quevangel) | 99.80 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 4776. | Logic (logicop14) | 99.78 | 93% | 2015-06-24 |
| 4777. | Noober (noobest_noober) | 99.78 | 97% | 2021-12-23 |
| 4778. | uc irvine advertisement (ozl6) | 99.78 | 95% | 2014-04-10 |
| 4779. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 99.77 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 4780. | Tyler (wzrds3) | 99.77 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 4781. | fataone (fataone) | 99.77 | 95% | 2014-08-14 |
| 4782. | yaun (yyaun) | 99.77 | 99% | 2014-10-11 |
| 4783. | Ed (edhawks) | 99.76 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 4784. | Kriso (krischoo276) | 99.76 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |