So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3922. | HUNGRY (hungry04) | 102.71 | 97% | 2023-10-11 |
| 3923. | Henry (drwolf) | 102.71 | 96.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 3924. | (kasiourasg) | 102.71 | 98.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 3925. | (deadplants) | 102.71 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 3926. | (styrofoamp) | 102.70 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 3927. | (enigma_mf) | 102.69 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 3928. | (omghelenpwns) | 102.69 | 93% | 2015-05-22 |
| 3929. | (brobronut) | 102.69 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 3930. | (mrcynric) | 102.69 | 99.1% | 2023-06-05 |
| 3931. | Richard (dicklash) | 102.69 | 100% | 2021-11-08 |
| 3932. | (easy_game) | 102.69 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 3933. | (carefullyslow) | 102.69 | 98% | 2021-11-06 |
| 3934. | (natachai) | 102.69 | 97% | 2011-08-16 |
| 3935. | (bodhidharma) | 102.69 | — | 2009-06-12 |
| 3936. | (queenlizzie13) | 102.68 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 3937. | Earlvin (earlvin14) | 102.68 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 3938. | (indergnps) | 102.67 | 98% | 2013-11-06 |
| 3939. | (pinkcomets) | 102.67 | 91% | 2014-10-01 |
| 3940. | (kedinik) | 102.66 | 96% | 2013-08-17 |
| 3941. | (beltgirl) | 102.66 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 3942. | call (baconhawka7x) | 102.66 | 99% | 2019-02-02 |
| 3943. | (vanhammersly) | 102.65 | 94% | 2014-07-15 |
| 3944. | calxaum (calxaum) | 102.64 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 3945. | (unreaii) | 102.64 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 3946. | (traditionalcatholic) | 102.64 | 98% | 2014-11-06 |
| 3947. | (gardenlye) | 102.63 | 98% | 2013-02-23 |
| 3948. | Teresa (terribear) | 102.63 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 3949. | Frantman (frantman) | 102.62 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 3950. | (voodoosamedi) | 102.62 | 100% | 2022-03-17 |
| 3951. | (fruitkaek) | 102.62 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |