So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19296. | (younuskhan) | 68.97 | 96% | 2018-06-07 |
| 19297. | NewBee (newbee) | 68.97 | 91% | 2011-06-03 |
| 19298. | (n1johhner) | 68.97 | 92% | 2017-01-18 |
| 19299. | Long (longela) | 68.96 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 19300. | (seebsdead) | 68.96 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| 19301. | Suh dude (jaykwon) | 68.96 | 92% | 2016-09-14 |
| 19302. | (simone79) | 68.96 | 97% | 2012-12-23 |
| 19303. | (cheryl08) | 68.96 | 97% | 2017-05-27 |
| 19304. | (siden) | 68.95 | 90% | 2013-03-16 |
| 19305. | FREE PALESTINE! (vitiligo) | 68.95 | 95.8% | 2023-08-28 |
| 19306. | (menth) | 68.95 | 85% | 2013-05-25 |
| 19307. | (joy_1) | 68.95 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 19308. | (pauldh) | 68.95 | 87% | 2011-06-11 |
| 19309. | HMK (gravelordnito0013) | 68.94 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 19310. | River (lttriver) | 68.94 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 19311. | (geekhideout) | 68.94 | 93% | 2011-09-19 |
| 19312. | (not_vidhu) | 68.93 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 19313. | Ping (pinglam101) | 68.93 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
| 19314. | (bahenco) | 68.93 | 99% | 2017-06-14 |
| 19315. | Leen (pogopanda) | 68.93 | 89% | 2012-03-19 |
| 19316. | (tolgaakyuz) | 68.92 | 94% | 2016-06-23 |
| 19317. | Adrianne (mrsthornton09) | 68.92 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 19318. | (qwerty_08) | 68.92 | 98.8% | 2023-10-15 |
| 19319. | (nexttrack07) | 68.92 | 96.7% | 2023-10-14 |
| 19320. | Kalervo (dilbodeadhorseflog... | 68.92 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 19321. | (grasstastesbad) | 68.92 | 96% | 2022-08-30 |
| 19322. | sheikh (skjalauddin79@yahoo... | 68.92 | 98% | 2011-12-27 |
| 19323. | (sankidra) | 68.92 | 98% | 2013-12-01 |
| 19324. | (cjthehacker7) | 68.92 | 96% | 2014-06-08 |
| 19325. | (teloi) | 68.91 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |