The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7079. | Miq (karmik) | 94.12 | 96% | 2016-09-30 |
| 7080. | Owen (123ojb) | 94.11 | 98.5% | 2024-08-30 |
| 7081. | Ryan (artisy) | 94.11 | 99% | 2024-03-06 |
| 7082. | Ivan (ivanelv) | 94.11 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 7083. | SaintTail (sainttail) | 94.11 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
| 7084. | Christopher (cribalik) | 94.11 | 97% | 2015-11-18 |
| 7085. | Joe (joeblob) | 94.10 | 98% | 2024-04-19 |
| 7086. | Synthetix (synthetics) | 94.10 | 98% | 2024-05-10 |
| 7087. | Joseph (ninwa) | 94.10 | 84% | 2015-12-21 |
| 7088. | arno (boxhill) | 94.09 | 98% | 2020-12-24 |
| 7089. | Akhil (akhillasrado) | 94.09 | 97.8% | 2024-12-15 |
| 7090. | a (jibs__) | 94.09 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 7091. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 94.09 | 98.8% | 2024-03-17 |
| 7092. | Daniel (redsoxnets5) | 94.09 | 96% | 2012-11-25 |
| 7093. | rae (thedarkoknight) | 94.09 | 96% | 2015-05-28 |
| 7094. | Pablo (pabloskimg) | 94.09 | 98% | 2017-02-16 |
| 7095. | Hames (stonecrow15) | 94.08 | 95% | 2024-12-16 |
| 7096. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 94.08 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
| 7097. | hi kaka (pineh) | 94.08 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 7098. | Ayiti (ayiticherie) | 94.08 | 96% | 2014-05-20 |
| 7099. | Tim (cantim) | 94.07 | 89% | 2014-03-22 |
| 7100. | Speed (im_kinda_winning) | 94.07 | 97% | 2024-09-14 |
| 7101. | Darrive (darrive) | 94.07 | 98% | 2015-01-22 |
| 7102. | Claudio (tato41) | 94.06 | 97.2% | 2025-04-30 |
| 7103. | nuttiez (nuttlatios) | 94.06 | 99% | 2015-12-08 |
| 7104. | adnan (adn_adn) | 94.06 | 96% | 2014-01-04 |
| 7105. | lipzi (lipzi_) | 94.05 | 96% | 2024-05-16 |
| 7106. | norush (norush) | 94.05 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 7107. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 94.04 | 98% | 2024-12-10 |
| 7108. | Chris (chrisb_33) | 94.04 | 92% | 2013-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |