Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2012. | Wongseph (wongsephjo) | 80.48 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 2013. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 80.47 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 2014. | Kevin (iamthe1guy) | 80.46 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2015. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 80.46 | 99% | 2020-02-20 |
| 2016. | CHKR (chkr) | 80.45 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 2017. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 80.45 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2018. | Dee (reeee24) | 80.42 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 2019. | Fexo (fexer) | 80.40 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 2020. | Anthony (an1hony) | 80.39 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 2021. | Justin (nothing2fancy) | 80.32 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 2022. | Berend (bbeerreend) | 80.32 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 2023. | Nick (nickrock234) | 80.31 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2024. | Harmoine ttvツ (xbg_ghosth... | 80.31 | 95% | 2019-03-15 |
| 2025. | bmoney (23bmoney23) | 80.29 | 97% | 2019-02-07 |
| 2026. | Creeklox (creeklox) | 80.29 | 95% | 2019-03-28 |
| 2027. | Can (cazzed) | 80.28 | 95% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2028. | Victoria (pineapplequeef) | 80.27 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 2029. | Usman (omig) | 80.25 | 99% | 2020-02-18 |
| 2030. | Lucas (lucassmithhhh) | 80.24 | 97% | 2019-05-15 |
| 2031. | Jon (yaz324) | 80.23 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 2032. | oskar (osny19) | 80.23 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
| 2033. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 80.23 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 2034. | Oisín (oisinoduibhir) | 80.22 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 2035. | Bri (tidepodsknuckles) | 80.22 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 2036. | Dave (hankatola) | 80.21 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 2037. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 80.21 | 95% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2038. | Ben (benny0_o) | 80.20 | 98% | 2017-12-29 |
| 2039. | Clay (ithirst) | 80.20 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 2040. | Lord (planta) | 80.19 | 95% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2041. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 80.19 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |