Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10034. | eatme (shittybuthole) | 76.18 | 98% | 2024-06-29 |
| 10035. | jekieee (yummytea) | 76.18 | 95% | 2023-04-03 |
| 10036. | Orfey (orfeys) | 76.18 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 10037. | harsh (pastel_snow) | 76.18 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 10038. | Benson (entivia) | 76.18 | 97% | 2018-08-15 |
| 10039. | Paul (uypaulll) | 76.17 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
| 10040. | Bob (bbobffrench) | 76.17 | 97% | 2025-04-28 |
| 10041. | Thengil (thengil) | 76.17 | 95% | 2019-01-06 |
| 10042. | deeznts (deeznts00) | 76.16 | 97.5% | 2024-04-03 |
| 10043. | (brockbnntt) | 76.16 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 10044. | lvs (psychosomatic) | 76.16 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 10045. | road to 99.9% (ugandanwarrior) | 76.16 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 10046. | tstats[an1ma] (an1ma) | 76.15 | 95.2% | 2025-04-01 |
| 10047. | Phanuwat (earthlink44) | 76.15 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 10048. | vipul (vip_ul16) | 76.14 | 96.1% | 2023-08-30 |
| 10049. | Viet (viettp) | 76.14 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 10050. | Gabybytes (gabybytes) | 76.13 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 10051. | promachos (promachos1) | 76.13 | 96% | 2024-01-05 |
| 10052. | Jake (jakobpenola) | 76.13 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 10053. | Victoria (pineapplequeef) | 76.13 | 95% | 2018-04-13 |
| 10054. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 76.12 | 98% | 2021-11-17 |
| 10055. | epic (epicrako123) | 76.12 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
| 10056. | Yee (theleftnut) | 76.12 | 95% | 2019-03-12 |
| 10057. | Spork4 (spork4) | 76.12 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 10058. | Griffin (griffprice35) | 76.11 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 10059. | Sayandip (sayandip199309) | 76.11 | 99% | 2022-06-18 |
| 10060. | Abolfazl (abolfazl) | 76.11 | 95.5% | 2023-09-28 |
| 10061. | Stacie (slyfoxxli) | 76.11 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 10062. | ~ (imtilda) | 76.11 | 96% | 2020-09-04 |
| 10063. | Kyla (kyla0) | 76.11 | 94% | 2018-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |