So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11350. | Juls (juls22) | 82.42 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
11351. | Kardo (ricardolaulh) | 82.42 | 97% | 2023-10-24 |
11352. | LikeABoss (jlikeaboss) | 82.42 | 92% | 2012-03-21 |
11353. | SirAlig (siralig) | 82.42 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
11354. | Kenton (kenton) | 82.42 | — | 2009-09-16 |
11355. | tsdliez (tsdliez) | 82.42 | 88% | 2012-01-26 |
11356. | Tommy (tomtom242) | 82.42 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
11357. | Ryan (ryanluut) | 82.41 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
11358. | Jonas (legendholyangel) | 82.41 | — | 2010-05-16 |
11359. | ﻋﺎﻁﻑ (luckyfrazz) | 82.41 | — | 2010-04-19 |
11360. | O (hyzz) | 82.41 | 91% | 2015-06-21 |
11361. | Asturias (asturias) | 82.41 | — | 2010-07-19 |
11362. | Chris (alkalineii) | 82.41 | 96% | 2013-05-14 |
11363. | OmicronVirus (deathisnthend) | 82.40 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
11364. | Tina (the0ppositeme) | 82.40 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
11365. | duckfeet (duckfeet) | 82.40 | — | 2010-11-18 |
11366. | Volker (volkr16) | 82.39 | 97% | 2012-11-08 |
11367. | Alexander (zlex7) | 82.39 | 90% | 2016-12-04 |
11368. | Lloyd (graves1425) | 82.39 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
11369. | Anna (missdalek) | 82.39 | 92% | 2016-07-22 |
11370. | FreePalestine (free_palestine) | 82.39 | 98.5% | 2021-02-09 |
11371. | JanBa (pythonbyte) | 82.39 | 95% | 2021-12-14 |
11372. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 82.39 | 99% | 2015-01-21 |
11373. | Lukas (mrgains) | 82.38 | 99% | 2017-11-08 |
11374. | Tn (tniful) | 82.38 | 93% | 2017-02-10 |
11375. | Ben (jewsusofsuburbia) | 82.38 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
11376. | lok (nightlokberry) | 82.38 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
11377. | Chubtato (chubtato) | 82.38 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
11378. | kikiki (kiki02613) | 82.38 | 96.6% | 2021-02-12 |
11379. | k41tr14 (crispyseaweed429) | 82.38 | 95% | 2015-08-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |