And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8750. | Nate (nate0wnsy0u) | 100.89 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 8751. | Kurion (kurion) | 100.88 | 94% | 2013-11-26 |
| 8752. | Tim (timoteo_lol) | 100.88 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 8753. | Imababybubba (imababybubba) | 100.88 | — | 2009-11-07 |
| 8754. | hunza-valley (hunza_valley) | 100.87 | 99% | 2023-06-28 |
| 8755. | Social (social_blunder) | 100.87 | 96% | 2011-10-04 |
| 8756. | Jacob (slashingpuma) | 100.87 | 99% | 2023-03-18 |
| 8757. | nader (iamnotnader) | 100.87 | 99% | 2022-06-27 |
| 8758. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 100.86 | 98.1% | 2023-10-02 |
| 8759. | Ryan (ryanhudson) | 100.86 | 91% | 2015-09-05 |
| 8760. | Live (ugatyper) | 100.86 | 96% | 2017-04-29 |
| 8761. | Hanzhe (hz_chem) | 100.85 | 96% | 2014-03-14 |
| 8762. | Not (calcyon) | 100.85 | 94% | 2014-08-07 |
| 8763. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 100.85 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 8764. | clone (qlone) | 100.85 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 8765. | kyle (kylesch) | 100.85 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 8766. | Bud (pimiento7) | 100.84 | 96% | 2014-10-19 |
| 8767. | Chef Giuliano (gd27) | 100.83 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8768. | Ryan (nonfiction) | 100.83 | 96% | 2016-08-17 |
| 8769. | w (wjockel) | 100.83 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 8770. | Garotto (uselessusername) | 100.83 | 99% | 2022-03-28 |
| 8771. | DNF (lam4nk) | 100.83 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 8772. | Axolotl (xryoth) | 100.82 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 8773. | Mitko (mitang31) | 100.82 | 95% | 2016-08-19 |
| 8774. | Chris (havackus) | 100.82 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
| 8775. | Black (blacksiderino) | 100.82 | 99% | 2021-12-09 |
| 8776. | Bartek (batek_kierownik) | 100.82 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 8777. | Avijit (eggsy001) | 100.81 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| 8778. | Kex (kexlog) | 100.81 | 95% | 2017-01-13 |
| 8779. | Bubbadu (bobez21) | 100.81 | 97% | 2015-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |