It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1496. | Bananko (bananko) | 86.46 | 98% | 2017-11-25 |
1497. | terence (teeyau) | 86.45 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
1498. | Next (nextjk) | 86.43 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
1499. | EatingFromTrashcan (namtrac... | 86.42 | 98% | 2018-07-04 |
1500. | 🌠Rubby🌠 (mikerubby) | 86.38 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
1501. | Ryan (xealzarjolbiver) | 86.37 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
1502. | Mark (powrtoch) | 86.35 | 97% | 2019-01-26 |
1503. | 🫐🌺Ruby (reuben_yeager) | 86.34 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
1504. | Jifabulix (jifabulix) | 86.34 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
1505. | Nick (frostywits) | 86.34 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
1506. | Peter (speedyboi95) | 86.33 | 98% | 2020-05-25 |
1507. | Shrapnel (josephdupraz) | 86.33 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
1508. | Tony 🐱👤 (demon0192) | 86.30 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
1509. | Jordy (mrollie) | 86.29 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
1510. | Marc (marxotkin) | 86.26 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
1511. | agyon (meikaina) | 86.25 | 96% | 2020-09-12 |
1512. | Mark (piluncraeshgt) | 86.21 | 99% | 2018-12-21 |
1513. | Stay (stayscaffolded) | 86.21 | 95% | 2020-06-18 |
1514. | VyPah (vypah) | 86.20 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
1515. | Doodle (hiimdoodle) | 86.17 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
1516. | Ethan (urafkingdog) | 86.17 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
1517. | Boggity (nanui) | 86.16 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
1518. | XrXr (xrxr) | 86.15 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
1519. | btst (sabelle_) | 86.14 | 95% | 2020-08-20 |
1520. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 86.08 | 97% | 2020-05-18 |
1521. | Alan (affectedmelon) | 86.07 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
1522. | ju yun (schylarker) | 86.07 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
1523. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 86.05 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
1524. | sunrisecashcow53 (sunriseca... | 86.02 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
1525. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 86.01 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,926 | 81.81 | August 27, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 61.69 | August 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |