So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9230. | Shivam Rai (shivamrai162) | 87.39 | 98.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 9231. | Matt (bigmtg25) | 87.39 | 97% | 2011-08-11 |
| 9232. | taro (doysid) | 87.38 | 99% | 2018-05-26 |
| 9233. | Abqw112 (abqw112) | 87.38 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
| 9234. | asciiman (swishkebab) | 87.38 | 91% | 2013-06-09 |
| 9235. | $10WalmartKeyboard (devohun... | 87.38 | 92% | 2013-05-02 |
| 9236. | Fix (neqoz) | 87.38 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 9237. | Coby (nintorii) | 87.38 | 95% | 2014-08-02 |
| 9238. | Aravind (aravind_krd) | 87.38 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 9239. | Paul (___paul___) | 87.37 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
| 9240. | Gokulakannan (comrade1) | 87.37 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 9241. | Atticus (plutakis) | 87.37 | 93% | 2017-01-12 |
| 9242. | Matthew (pencilboy2) | 87.37 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 9243. | Allan (ajdx88) | 87.36 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 9244. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 87.36 | 96.5% | 2023-10-07 |
| 9245. | Fxh7+ (bossrubik) | 87.36 | 96% | 2015-11-18 |
| 9246. | Nanda (d_kunil) | 87.35 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
| 9247. | Xavier (xcperez) | 87.35 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 9248. | PikaPower (pikapower) | 87.35 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 9249. | じょりちっち (jorichi... | 87.35 | 99% | 2019-06-15 |
| 9250. | Ashish (cty27love) | 87.35 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 9251. | Wasabi (wasabiattack) | 87.35 | 97% | 2012-06-24 |
| 9252. | Gaal (lgv315) | 87.35 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 9253. | Diana (dkl2108_dvorak) | 87.35 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 9254. | Casual (casual_dude) | 87.35 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 9255. | Nat (nat221b) | 87.34 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 9256. | joanne (joannekim63) | 87.34 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 9257. | Zoran (srbija) | 87.34 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 9258. | Suriya (sunsuri) | 87.33 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 9259. | Joel (jsandyt9) | 87.33 | 97% | 2019-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |