As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15948. | gNaOmVeAs (gnaomveas) | 70.30 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
15949. | AAryff (tsar_bomba) | 70.30 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
15950. | Guac (guac54) | 70.30 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
15951. | Maximus (asso2002) | 70.30 | 96.8% | 2021-02-17 |
15952. | Sugeeth (sugeeth14) | 70.30 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
15953. | Christian (blue3sword) | 70.30 | 93% | 2016-12-03 |
15954. | rune (rfrohn) | 70.30 | 98% | 2020-06-30 |
15955. | skorz (majony123) | 70.29 | 96% | 2024-11-13 |
15956. | Phil (sticky1981) | 70.29 | 99% | 2020-09-13 |
15957. | Mikhael (kupukupu) | 70.29 | 98% | 2016-01-19 |
15958. | SkyPromp (skyprompdvorak) | 70.28 | 96.7% | 2024-09-10 |
15959. | Ngô Hoàng Bách (bachng) | 70.28 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
15960. | Srinivas (ashwin1994) | 70.28 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
15961. | Rousslan (dosssman) | 70.28 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
15962. | Kavan (kavan044) | 70.27 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
15963. | James (jimmythekid1997) | 70.27 | 94% | 2021-01-27 |
15964. | Razormaul (razormaul) | 70.26 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
15965. | Jude (jfendo) | 70.26 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
15966. | Alikhan (pikachoof) | 70.26 | 97% | 2023-04-12 |
15967. | Abdullah (bunajim) | 70.26 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
15968. | Jonathan (famestorm) | 70.26 | 94% | 2020-01-10 |
15969. | Julia (mantitties) | 70.26 | 91% | 2016-09-30 |
15970. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 70.25 | 98% | 2019-11-11 |
15971. | Minh (formulasquid) | 70.25 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
15972. | James (jamesofnet) | 70.25 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
15973. | DariusT (dariust) | 70.24 | 97.6% | 2024-11-05 |
15974. | Atrin (satchafunkilus) | 70.24 | 94% | 2021-04-20 |
15975. | Aleksandar (a1eksandar) | 70.24 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
15976. | choeqq (choeqq) | 70.24 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
15977. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 70.24 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |