So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30003. | David Karn (dkmackay) | 53.01 | 87% | 2016-04-05 |
| 30004. | Big (villere) | 53.01 | 96% | 2012-08-14 |
| 30005. | Evil (eviljoe) | 53.01 | 95% | 2012-02-06 |
| 30006. | Andrew (awayfive) | 53.00 | 88% | 2017-02-02 |
| 30007. | Desmond (kango12) | 53.00 | 95% | 2019-10-29 |
| 30008. | ttv emiliacosplay (rainbowz... | 53.00 | — | 2010-09-15 |
| 30009. | Gazeekoo (gazeekoo) | 53.00 | 95% | 2016-03-24 |
| 30010. | John (lymecore) | 53.00 | 92% | 2017-05-18 |
| 30011. | Kevin (keveno123) | 53.00 | 90% | 2017-05-22 |
| 30012. | f_akmal (f_akmal) | 53.00 | 90% | 2011-08-14 |
| 30013. | Tào Tháo Rượt (luckylu... | 53.00 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 30014. | Denis (dentih) | 53.00 | 97% | 2013-12-17 |
| 30015. | takki (liltakki) | 52.99 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 30016. | christian (christmarku) | 52.99 | 95% | 2017-10-20 |
| 30017. | Bartek (undg) | 52.99 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 30018. | Lucy (lucianarose) | 52.99 | 95.2% | 2021-02-21 |
| 30019. | Bauer (floseb3) | 52.98 | 91% | 2016-03-18 |
| 30020. | QP (kopealma) | 52.98 | 94% | 2023-05-10 |
| 30021. | Carter (carterrice) | 52.98 | 95% | 2022-02-10 |
| 30022. | sreenath (eskane) | 52.98 | 94% | 2014-03-28 |
| 30023. | Abhishek (shavron) | 52.98 | 94% | 2017-10-06 |
| 30024. | Fely Frances (felliana) | 52.98 | 96% | 2013-07-29 |
| 30025. | Rivendell (rivendell) | 52.98 | 89% | 2016-03-17 |
| 30026. | Nei (neiz) | 52.98 | 97% | 2014-03-02 |
| 30027. | Conix (shazboy) | 52.98 | 89% | 2013-09-22 |
| 30028. | Chris (pigmalion) | 52.98 | 90% | 2016-01-15 |
| 30029. | Geneva (genevatypes) | 52.97 | 95% | 2017-07-01 |
| 30030. | Nala (abraxos) | 52.97 | 96% | 2019-08-09 |
| 30031. | Connor (purplecarrot2) | 52.97 | 95% | 2021-05-02 |
| 30032. | Robin (rossin_) | 52.97 | 97% | 2017-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |