And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28214. | atzy (atzy) | 65.63 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 28215. | Heide (vnit) | 65.63 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 28216. | justice (justice_ncl) | 65.63 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 28217. | Ujjwal (ujjwal3756) | 65.62 | 97.1% | 2021-02-11 |
| 28218. | Wasim (ahsaanfd1) | 65.62 | 95% | 2013-12-03 |
| 28219. | Adric (adric17) | 65.62 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 28220. | lalislis (ihsanuddindp) | 65.62 | 95% | 2017-02-23 |
| 28221. | BungisNgis! (danfreyvito) | 65.62 | 94% | 2011-07-15 |
| 28222. | sagar (srd531777) | 65.62 | 94% | 2012-11-18 |
| 28223. | Nabil Hyder (super_narwhal) | 65.61 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
| 28224. | We promise we won't be mad ... | 65.61 | 95% | 2018-01-22 |
| 28225. | VP (illermike) | 65.61 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 28226. | Danya (danyamd) | 65.61 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 28227. | Richard (tbone001) | 65.61 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 28228. | Zack (zshino20z) | 65.61 | 94% | 2013-08-14 |
| 28229. | mohammad navid (navid91) | 65.61 | 95% | 2011-12-08 |
| 28230. | shudawg (1122) | 65.60 | — | 2010-02-24 |
| 28231. | Matteo (pieva) | 65.60 | — | 2009-12-14 |
| 28232. | typer (rochie545) | 65.60 | 91% | 2014-12-12 |
| 28233. | Edgar (egonzalez0787) | 65.60 | 96% | 2011-05-25 |
| 28234. | Tarun (tarunbamania) | 65.60 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 28235. | flavaxav (flavaxav) | 65.59 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| 28236. | Sergey (mak_kbtu) | 65.59 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 28237. | rocky (rockybhai__) | 65.58 | 95.3% | 2023-08-20 |
| 28238. | Emeer (emeer_macapili) | 65.58 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 28239. | abel (abelllll) | 65.58 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 28240. | omni (omniext) | 65.57 | 94.1% | 2023-07-22 |
| 28241. | Enrico (serafino89) | 65.57 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 28242. | Arya (aryeah) | 65.57 | 95% | 2017-01-20 |
| 28243. | Ryan (weite) | 65.57 | 91% | 2016-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |