The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12392. | Evan (yeekhai0219) | 41.89 | 97% | 2014-02-05 |
| 12393. | Adam (okokoikokokl) | 41.89 | 95% | 2021-02-03 |
| 12394. | Vivian (vivianvamp) | 41.89 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 12395. | Thuan (wreenwood) | 41.89 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 12396. | Takao (takao) | 41.89 | — | 2010-11-07 |
| 12397. | pushakar (pushakardhami) | 41.89 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 12398. | katherine (kate3670) | 41.89 | 95% | 2012-01-09 |
| 12399. | Gevashkar (gevashkar) | 41.88 | 92% | 2017-05-17 |
| 12400. | jhollister (jhollister) | 41.88 | 90% | 2013-02-02 |
| 12401. | PRAS (prasb) | 41.88 | 94% | 2023-04-10 |
| 12402. | Jermine (jermine) | 41.88 | 96% | 2011-08-09 |
| 12403. | Islam (arkaim) | 41.88 | 94% | 2017-06-05 |
| 12404. | Neemita (minti) | 41.88 | 88% | 2013-11-06 |
| 12405. | shrikant (pykone) | 41.88 | 93% | 2013-06-15 |
| 12406. | ToNNey (tonney16) | 41.88 | 87% | 2012-08-09 |
| 12407. | scorpio (scorpiolek) | 41.88 | 97% | 2011-07-29 |
| 12408. | yntylox (yntylox) | 41.87 | 93% | 2021-12-09 |
| 12409. | peeush (piefkr) | 41.87 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 12410. | hemlata (hemlata) | 41.87 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 12411. | steve (nikatrel) | 41.86 | 92% | 2013-11-07 |
| 12412. | sara (sara12) | 41.86 | 94% | 2011-05-17 |
| 12413. | Margaret (spunkymkp) | 41.86 | — | 2011-03-13 |
| 12414. | imran (ikhan826) | 41.86 | 94% | 2015-04-16 |
| 12415. | Jefty (jeff_tee20) | 41.85 | 94% | 2011-09-23 |
| 12416. | A9 (luogang) | 41.84 | 94% | 2013-06-08 |
| 12417. | can (hacciede) | 41.84 | — | 2010-09-24 |
| 12418. | marissa (marissa26) | 41.84 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 12419. | Sapulr (sapulr) | 41.83 | 93% | 2021-01-16 |
| 12420. | morganwayne33 (morganwayne33) | 41.83 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 12421. | Winnie (sakurablossom) | 41.83 | 96% | 2014-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |