And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18903. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 80.82 | 97% | 2018-04-01 |
| 18904. | Brandi (brandimous) | 80.81 | 95% | 2012-05-30 |
| 18905. | Ali (ali_pro) | 80.81 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 18906. | Warren (slacker_xd) | 80.81 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 18907. | M (migrape) | 80.81 | 98.8% | 2023-10-24 |
| 18908. | juicebox (xobeciuj) | 80.81 | 98.5% | 2021-02-20 |
| 18909. | Max (reo_is_afk) | 80.81 | 100% | 2015-07-21 |
| 18910. | Matt (shorts8617) | 80.81 | 97% | 2011-11-03 |
| 18911. | zoo-yen (zoo_yen) | 80.81 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 18912. | Schloppy (schloppy) | 80.81 | — | 2009-09-26 |
| 18913. | IBRAIM5URFER (ibrahimpro) | 80.81 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 18914. | Ellen (jack_cat123) | 80.81 | 98% | 2014-09-25 |
| 18915. | Rudra (ryder_on_the_storm) | 80.80 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 18916. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 80.80 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 18917. | hasbulla (yeahnewbie) | 80.80 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 18918. | Bern (bensayceleron) | 80.80 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 18919. | Donked (cyrany) | 80.79 | 99% | 2021-06-03 |
| 18920. | Hauke (gtxspeeder) | 80.79 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 18921. | pico (picowei) | 80.79 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 18922. | Patrick (agek) | 80.79 | 86% | 2013-12-13 |
| 18923. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 80.78 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 18924. | MJ (mj_02) | 80.78 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 18925. | Bazat (sebihp2007) | 80.78 | 96% | 2014-11-11 |
| 18926. | mrgiorgoulis (mrgiorgoulis) | 80.78 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
| 18927. | CrispyChrispy (crispychrispy) | 80.78 | 97.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 18928. | Deepak (gdn_td) | 80.78 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 18929. | Suck (typetastic) | 80.78 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 18930. | HazEEE (hazel_yray) | 80.77 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
| 18931. | swfan (curleyx) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 18932. | Heroship (heroship) | 80.77 | 97% | 2022-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |