I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4256. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 109.35 | 98.8% | 2025-01-23 |
| 4257. | Tim (idiotaaa) | 109.35 | 99% | 2021-04-04 |
| 4258. | Yu (sadochist) | 109.35 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 4259. | callxmevapor (callxmevapor) | 109.34 | 97.6% | 2023-11-08 |
| 4260. | Qi (whathaha) | 109.34 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 4261. | Paula (paulazoo) | 109.33 | 99% | 2021-03-25 |
| 4262. | 6fu ⭐ (sixfu) | 109.32 | 98.2% | 2024-01-17 |
| 4263. | Albert (azpton23) | 109.32 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 4264. | ref (rwef) | 109.32 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 4265. | (gamis65) | 109.32 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 4266. | DeeFly (deefly) | 109.32 | 99% | 2020-03-31 |
| 4267. | Edisa (snoopy34) | 109.31 | 99% | 2018-01-03 |
| 4268. | Ray (iconoclasm84) | 109.31 | 99% | 2017-02-03 |
| 4269. | Jonah (jonahwho) | 109.28 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 4270. | Min (mini_tea) | 109.28 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 4271. | uniracer (uniracer) | 109.28 | 100% | 2017-11-29 |
| 4272. | Matty (realcavs4) | 109.27 | 99% | 2025-07-08 |
| 4273. | piconeeks (piconeeks) | 109.27 | 99% | 2022-11-01 |
| 4274. | Daniel (dbinette03) | 109.26 | 98.8% | 2023-11-30 |
| 4275. | Eequla (quintaboy) | 109.26 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
| 4276. | Thorondir (thorondir) | 109.26 | 99% | 2019-04-09 |
| 4277. | Alexander (quackcocaine) | 109.25 | 96% | 2017-05-06 |
| 4278. | Nguyen (tezk1) | 109.25 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 4279. | Bleachinq (bleachinq) | 109.25 | 99% | 2023-03-23 |
| 4280. | d (dc37) | 109.25 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 4281. | andrew (andrew090909) | 109.24 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 4282. | ekiswildride (ahmdshauqie) | 109.23 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 4283. | Fluke (nuggetbella) | 109.23 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 4284. | Chris (chrisdapula) | 109.23 | 98.2% | 2023-08-14 |
| 4285. | norble (norble) | 109.22 | 100% | 2024-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |