So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17689. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 71.09 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
17690. | Soumyajeet (s0umyajeet) | 71.09 | 97.1% | 2021-02-06 |
17691. | Tran (tranngocduong) | 71.09 | 97% | 2015-03-25 |
17692. | fay (ranner66) | 71.08 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
17693. | LuckyKaloo (luckykaloo) | 71.08 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
17694. | Nathan (dildar_the_alien) | 71.08 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
17695. | Bryan (turles) | 71.08 | — | 2011-01-26 |
17696. | Grem (grem) | 71.08 | 91% | 2015-03-24 |
17697. | Kenneth (kenesu) | 71.08 | — | 2010-03-29 |
17698. | Machine (guldan) | 71.08 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
17699. | Guna Sekhar (gunreddi) | 71.07 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
17700. | Timothy xd (timothylph) | 71.07 | 90% | 2016-11-11 |
17701. | Rafael (rsdourado) | 71.07 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
17702. | TANEdos (tanedos) | 71.07 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
17703. | DQ (dqtri) | 71.07 | — | 2010-05-20 |
17704. | Caraziness (caraziness) | 71.07 | 91% | 2013-09-28 |
17705. | whough (williamhough) | 71.06 | 96% | 2021-06-17 |
17706. | venusian2 (venusian2) | 71.06 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
17707. | Manuel (manguy0705) | 71.06 | 89% | 2016-08-14 |
17708. | Alaric (doctoralaric) | 71.06 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
17709. | Ian (pickleweasel948) | 71.06 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
17710. | H@HA (rubyguru) | 71.06 | 96% | 2017-10-14 |
17711. | Blist (blist) | 71.06 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
17712. | ammbot (ammbot) | 71.06 | 91% | 2014-04-26 |
17713. | Wayne (bachi95) | 71.06 | 99% | 2013-04-14 |
17714. | Ric (drrz) | 71.06 | 93% | 2014-04-22 |
17715. | Grant (grantb409) | 71.06 | — | 2011-01-07 |
17716. | Theo (thefatninja) | 71.06 | 92% | 2012-12-28 |
17717. | Lemon (stealthdude) | 71.06 | 87% | 2016-10-12 |
17718. | iknnknkn (darknessdone) | 71.06 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |