So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10666. | Jonathon (mcint1j) | 84.21 | 95% | 2014-11-18 |
| 10667. | Hannah (handsuh) | 84.21 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 10668. | Greg (dietsche_colemak) | 84.21 | 95% | 2013-08-30 |
| 10669. | Adam (aweadam) | 84.21 | 97% | 2011-06-27 |
| 10670. | Nick (bluepenredpen) | 84.20 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 10671. | Kelly (kellyoubrejr) | 84.20 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 10672. | Louis (louislarry) | 84.20 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 10673. | j (oodeladoot) | 84.19 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
| 10674. | Ribub (mercury_millpond) | 84.19 | 99% | 2020-11-06 |
| 10675. | Mustafa (mustafa257) | 84.19 | 96.1% | 2023-07-24 |
| 10676. | alpha (alpha_stream) | 84.19 | 98% | 2019-12-23 |
| 10677. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 84.19 | 99% | 2022-05-08 |
| 10678. | Cian (lagnic) | 84.19 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 10679. | Doctor (frazierpug) | 84.19 | 96% | 2015-03-03 |
| 10680. | gustr (gustrbepo) | 84.19 | 98% | 2019-05-15 |
| 10681. | Schoko (8_is_my_gourou) | 84.19 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 10682. | Jordan (picard) | 84.18 | 97% | 2014-06-06 |
| 10683. | Diane (kur0mibaby) | 84.18 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 10684. | Greg (eggertstwart) | 84.18 | 94% | 2012-03-12 |
| 10685. | Le (plaricn) | 84.18 | 96% | 2016-01-20 |
| 10686. | M (nazarene7) | 84.17 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 10687. | rixia (pyrophorik) | 84.17 | 96% | 2020-07-14 |
| 10688. | Jeremy (jazzy_jeremy) | 84.17 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 10689. | Nicole (n_h999) | 84.17 | 90% | 2016-12-25 |
| 10690. | Jacob (spacelamar) | 84.16 | 98% | 2021-01-09 |
| 10691. | Math (faster_babe) | 84.16 | 99% | 2020-12-30 |
| 10692. | rizon#.blank (lf94) | 84.16 | 96% | 2014-02-06 |
| 10693. | Joran (turkeyman) | 84.16 | 98% | 2017-02-13 |
| 10694. | Miles (hauskaz) | 84.15 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 10695. | Sara (saraakre) | 84.15 | 96% | 2017-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |