So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35930. | Ashraf Badawi (starbucks1232) | 37.13 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 35931. | Antlion (ricwar01) | 37.13 | 84% | 2015-10-18 |
| 35932. | Eri (maryy) | 37.12 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 35933. | marksman_vn89 (marksman_vn89) | 37.10 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 35934. | phuc (phamhphuc) | 37.09 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 35935. | DirtJohnson (dirtjohnson) | 37.09 | 95% | 2017-09-16 |
| 35936. | Uncle (jedi_yoda) | 37.08 | 82% | 2014-05-23 |
| 35937. | maRkne!L (juandelacruz) | 37.07 | 81% | 2013-07-17 |
| 35938. | Aman (peace_100) | 37.06 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 35939. | Shelly (shellyngo) | 37.06 | 91% | 2013-04-29 |
| 35940. | Cris Anthony (crisanthonio_... | 37.05 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 35941. | Rikki (shiner) | 37.05 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 35942. | zalalala (zalalala) | 37.03 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 35943. | CR7 (r_cr7) | 37.01 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 35944. | Misbah Uddin (noob_misbah) | 37.01 | 92% | 2023-03-13 |
| 35945. | Jonathan (jlcboxall) | 37.00 | 92% | 2012-04-15 |
| 35946. | a1ways (pi___) | 36.96 | 84% | 2015-02-20 |
| 35947. | BEN (bensuen) | 36.95 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 35948. | fff (hihi) | 36.95 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 35949. | Venkat sai sukumar (venkat8) | 36.94 | 91% | 2013-06-07 |
| 35950. | Shelby (shelm29) | 36.92 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 35951. | Leo (tttwinkling) | 36.91 | 94% | 2017-08-09 |
| 35952. | Ramakant (sakergayenr) | 36.91 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 35953. | Hung (whocast) | 36.90 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 35954. | Liuyuan (fragments) | 36.90 | 94% | 2016-11-23 |
| 35955. | KK (kklin0115) | 36.89 | 90.8% | 2023-07-24 |
| 35956. | Vale (looser) | 36.88 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 35957. | Nando (hyprr) | 36.87 | 93% | 2021-09-10 |
| 35958. | yousef (dewberry_kun) | 36.87 | 93% | 2020-03-07 |
| 35959. | Nic (nalaro) | 36.85 | 78% | 2016-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |