And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23283. | Bas (bas_hoeflaak) | 73.68 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 23284. | Arun (thenooboflegend) | 73.68 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 23285. | jason (kimjongdos) | 73.68 | 96.8% | 2021-02-26 |
| 23286. | Timothy (brittim) | 73.68 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
| 23287. | Saoubin (subin_) | 73.68 | 99% | 2015-10-07 |
| 23288. | Chrismon (chrismoncharli) | 73.67 | 95% | 2023-03-24 |
| 23289. | Jeremy (geekjeremy) | 73.67 | 100% | 2022-05-21 |
| 23290. | LUwU (luwu2310) | 73.67 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 23291. | fixing my acc (doofenshmirtz1) | 73.67 | 96.2% | 2023-09-19 |
| 23292. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 73.67 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 23293. | ✨ (abhisekai) | 73.67 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 23294. | Thomas (petropete) | 73.67 | 96% | 2014-12-16 |
| 23295. | Mat (mabernet) | 73.67 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 23296. | andy (andyhero) | 73.67 | 96% | 2018-08-02 |
| 23297. | Thueras (thueras) | 73.67 | 91% | 2014-06-23 |
| 23298. | Matti (mattiast) | 73.67 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 23299. | Mikke (skrammelkonto) | 73.66 | 95% | 2023-02-26 |
| 23300. | Nasrullah (nasrullah) | 73.66 | 95% | 2012-08-20 |
| 23301. | ReDyrme (redyrme) | 73.66 | 88% | 2016-02-09 |
| 23302. | ig: erik_toledoo (pepegacha... | 73.66 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 23303. | fat bunny (littlemanbigboy) | 73.66 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 23304. | Mellie (mellykitten) | 73.66 | — | 2011-03-03 |
| 23305. | Sam (sameertilva) | 73.66 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| 23306. | afgfdhsdhf (arensito) | 73.66 | 88% | 2011-11-15 |
| 23307. | Jose (josejosejosejose) | 73.66 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| 23308. | a1ways (pi___) | 73.66 | 93% | 2016-10-23 |
| 23309. | dijkstr4 (dijkstr4) | 73.66 | 91% | 2017-04-06 |
| 23310. | Chris (fearthedeep) | 73.65 | 93% | 2015-01-21 |
| 23311. | miniman1706 (miniman1706) | 73.65 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 23312. | BJD (bjd_rock) | 73.65 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |