So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19936. | shah (shahfd) | 68.51 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 19937. | Eleanor (ocbeach) | 68.51 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 19938. | d2 (dittumon) | 68.51 | 92% | 2016-06-26 |
| 19939. | serafin (serafin) | 68.50 | 95% | 2011-06-04 |
| 19940. | chi (naviqq) | 68.50 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 19941. | Juan (vlect2) | 68.50 | 95% | 2021-11-07 |
| 19942. | crooow (urrmomscockroach) | 68.50 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 19943. | Ghost (anymesh) | 68.50 | 95% | 2013-09-11 |
| 19944. | Shaira (misshaira) | 68.50 | 89% | 2012-11-21 |
| 19945. | Mike (hog7654) | 68.50 | 96% | 2015-07-27 |
| 19946. | youssef (fastus) | 68.49 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
| 19947. | Daniel (deniyk) | 68.49 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 19948. | Shukuphido (shukuphido) | 68.49 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 19949. | Jessica (jsilvers27) | 68.49 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 19950. | Mark (carluver69) | 68.49 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 19951. | Bram (messier_104) | 68.49 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| 19952. | phzi (phzi) | 68.48 | 87% | 2013-01-20 |
| 19953. | Ryan (rarasang) | 68.48 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 19954. | staggarhs (staggarhs) | 68.48 | 94% | 2012-11-19 |
| 19955. | sam (samracer) | 68.48 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 19956. | DiDi (didilynn) | 68.48 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| 19957. | Habby (habby260) | 68.47 | 95% | 2021-08-24 |
| 19958. | DVontre (sttatikk) | 68.47 | 95% | 2018-09-23 |
| 19959. | Joshua (typinglover5ever) | 68.47 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 19960. | Kevin (kevinstark10) | 68.47 | 96.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 19961. | V (horsescary) | 68.47 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 19962. | CJ (cj2305) | 68.47 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 19963. | guest (ks3rr) | 68.47 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 19964. | Gon (frixgon) | 68.47 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 19965. | Ana, can you send a message... | 68.47 | 92% | 2012-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |