And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6805. | Dotatko (kobe0824mvp) | 106.03 | 89% | 2012-12-01 |
| 6806. | Kyle (1cheeseisyummy5) | 106.02 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 6807. | שבי (wallabyy) | 106.02 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 6808. | Scaramouche (tr00t) | 106.02 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
| 6809. | gidi (gidi) | 106.02 | 98% | 2015-11-19 |
| 6810. | Andy (savioric) | 106.02 | 94% | 2012-10-19 |
| 6811. | Jaree (stickytape) | 106.02 | 87% | 2014-10-30 |
| 6812. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 106.01 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 6813. | chris (chhreess) | 106.01 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
| 6814. | Ben (twiggy_) | 106.01 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 6815. | Sheewa (sheewa) | 106.00 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 6816. | Ze (jiangzehua) | 106.00 | 95% | 2016-08-17 |
| 6817. | Pafu (3doog) | 106.00 | 97% | 2012-03-07 |
| 6818. | Andrew (ossit) | 106.00 | 97.7% | 2021-02-08 |
| 6819. | Amanda (mandaness) | 106.00 | 99% | 2011-05-29 |
| 6820. | @CHARMYTH (charmyth) | 106.00 | 97% | 2012-03-12 |
| 6821. | Chicanery (physix) | 105.98 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 6822. | Anh (yayme12345) | 105.98 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 6823. | Spencer (scambl) | 105.97 | 99% | 2013-03-07 |
| 6824. | André (andreabadesso) | 105.97 | 96% | 2015-03-11 |
| 6825. | Jester (jester_caporado) | 105.97 | 93% | 2014-02-22 |
| 6826. | Darko (darkec) | 105.97 | 96% | 2014-12-21 |
| 6827. | Mukeem (bilawat) | 105.96 | 100% | 2022-02-16 |
| 6828. | Comr (cmr_tirk00) | 105.96 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 6829. | Ivan (hehemon) | 105.96 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 6830. | Dan (gaiusbaltar) | 105.96 | 95% | 2011-12-18 |
| 6831. | HelloSputnik (nuge) | 105.95 | 92% | 2014-03-12 |
| 6832. | Darryl (darriotheg) | 105.95 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 6833. | Milan (milang13) | 105.95 | 98% | 2017-05-18 |
| 6834. | khearn (khearn) | 105.95 | 98% | 2012-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |