The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4318. | Kim Jong (kimjongillmatic) | 117.26 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
| 4319. | Sardar Taha (dice111) | 117.25 | 98.3% | 2021-02-22 |
| 4320. | Winnie (procrastinate) | 117.25 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 4321. | Amy (llongamy) | 117.25 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 4322. | Jacki (fwog) | 117.25 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 4323. | Ian (petwoip) | 117.24 | 100% | 2015-06-29 |
| 4324. | Stéphane (fuelnatchos) | 117.24 | 98% | 2014-01-15 |
| 4325. | Manolo (manolom) | 117.23 | 98% | 2014-03-12 |
| 4326. | Jordan (meinzerthurman) | 117.22 | 99% | 2022-04-29 |
| 4327. | Robin (scharm0119) | 117.22 | — | 2009-01-31 |
| 4328. | steve (streve) | 117.21 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 4329. | Richard (yuel) | 117.21 | 99% | 2013-02-23 |
| 4330. | Steven (swwu) | 117.21 | 95% | 2011-12-16 |
| 4331. | Austin (riggedworld) | 117.20 | 98% | 2013-08-29 |
| 4332. | .. (noyoucant) | 117.20 | 90% | 2015-10-31 |
| 4333. | Phil (octoinky) | 117.20 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 4334. | evan (evanbrah) | 117.19 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 4335. | noobnoob (garblovian) | 117.19 | 100% | 2022-01-20 |
| 4336. | Bogi (physicx101) | 117.19 | 94% | 2014-11-23 |
| 4337. | gonorrhea (n1ght) | 117.19 | 100% | 2018-04-03 |
| 4338. | Sebastian (humbert) | 117.19 | 95% | 2011-06-14 |
| 4339. | Jeremy (harrack) | 117.18 | 97% | 2016-04-10 |
| 4340. | Austin (_8(|) (atrain742) | 117.17 | 98% | 2018-12-04 |
| 4341. | Bones (crawkit) | 117.17 | 99% | 2017-11-15 |
| 4342. | D (dsingz) | 117.17 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 4343. | Ernif (ernif) | 117.16 | 98% | 2014-09-15 |
| 4344. | ManHungryLibrarian (samanth... | 117.16 | 99% | 2013-02-14 |
| 4345. | Karen (karen12) | 117.15 | 99% | 2014-12-10 |
| 4346. | Greg (onehitfinish) | 117.15 | 97% | 2017-05-04 |
| 4347. | William (willywutang) | 117.14 | 92% | 2016-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |