I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2697. | A (ag2718) | 117.83 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 2698. | frank (kuromont) | 117.82 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 2699. | Cameron (camh) | 117.81 | 99% | 2018-01-31 |
| 2700. | Cameu (cameu) | 117.80 | 99% | 2026-01-02 |
| 2701. | Jon (joofers) | 117.79 | 98.2% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2702. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 117.78 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| 2703. | pearl (l3hargav) | 117.77 | 99% | 2022-10-09 |
| 2704. | asasjdklas (veryslowostam) | 117.75 | 99% | 2017-11-12 |
| 2705. | Owen (owenxc1234) | 117.74 | 95% | 2025-09-15 |
| 2706. | Jai (jaideepjr) | 117.74 | 100% | 2017-03-24 |
| 2707. | Tom (hilltopchill) | 117.74 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 2708. | Cool (j_adam) | 117.73 | 99% | 2021-01-17 |
| 2709. | wandering (crusherxf) | 117.71 | 96.6% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2710. | Aakarshan (aakarshank) | 117.70 | 98.8% | 2024-05-12 |
| 2711. | Please use an appropriate n... | 117.70 | 100% | 2024-01-03 |
| 2712. | Rey (typingaccount7) | 117.70 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| 2713. | Bill (physicsgod) | 117.69 | 99% | 2018-02-04 |
| 2714. | Yair (tovahi10) | 117.69 | 92% | 2017-01-21 |
| 2715. | Danablend (danablend) | 117.69 | 98% | 2018-11-24 |
| 2716. | Avery (ba0z1) | 117.68 | 98.2% | 2024-12-30 |
| 2717. | Fabian (fabs0000) | 117.68 | 99% | 2018-12-28 |
| 2718. | susuwu (auraexcalibur) | 117.68 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2719. | Spencer (spenciepoo) | 117.67 | 99% | 2022-11-01 |
| 2720. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 117.67 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 2721. | clerie (sovasin) | 117.67 | 99% | 2018-06-02 |
| 2722. | Ankit Kumar (ankitnain) | 117.65 | 99% | 2021-11-23 |
| 2723. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 117.64 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 2724. | D (dmaulish) | 117.62 | 99.4% | 2024-12-20 |
| 2725. | Quirkedupwhiteboy (goated_w... | 117.62 | 97.6% | 2024-10-22 |
| 2726. | ICON (_icon_) | 117.60 | 99% | 2026-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |