The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31673. | DetonaRabo (jorge2454) | 61.25 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
| 31674. | yachiru (yachiruu) | 61.25 | 98.5% | 2024-09-12 |
| 31675. | ShakarKalary (shakarkalary) | 61.25 | 96% | 2024-05-24 |
| 31676. | hengly (henglyy) | 61.25 | 95.9% | 2024-05-31 |
| 31677. | Lynx (lynxseph) | 61.25 | 85% | 2016-07-09 |
| 31678. | naftaliHolland (naftali_hol... | 61.25 | 96.8% | 2024-09-05 |
| 31679. | ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... | 61.25 | 87% | 2016-07-23 |
| 31680. | Zhane (retro_zj) | 61.25 | 95.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 31681. | NUTMEG (nutm3g) | 61.25 | 95.5% | 2021-02-14 |
| 31682. | Sheppard (thesheppard) | 61.25 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 31683. | Chanh Luu (hoangchanh) | 61.24 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 31684. | ttff (ttffer_123) | 61.24 | 96% | 2024-04-24 |
| 31685. | pufferism (pufferismm) | 61.24 | 96% | 2024-07-29 |
| 31686. | Michael (yuleahcim) | 61.24 | 90% | 2015-11-28 |
| 31687. | mr (sieudang2002) | 61.24 | 93% | 2011-06-01 |
| 31688. | Rick (fattymcgee) | 61.24 | 97% | 2015-06-17 |
| 31689. | C (tofulii) | 61.23 | 96.7% | 2024-07-04 |
| 31690. | bakait (bakaitbaba) | 61.23 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 31691. | Phuree (phureexd) | 61.23 | 97.2% | 2024-02-17 |
| 31692. | Havakiri (havakiri) | 61.23 | 96% | 2023-12-06 |
| 31693. | Aljaž (lojzetka) | 61.23 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 31694. | Maria (marlab) | 61.23 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 31695. | Songnay (songnay) | 61.23 | 97% | 2016-05-16 |
| 31696. | Isaac (hyperkids) | 61.23 | 95% | 2015-03-20 |
| 31697. | Langsam (allez) | 61.23 | 92% | 2016-07-26 |
| 31698. | sway (sway420) | 61.22 | 95.6% | 2025-05-15 |
| 31699. | MK (mktmg001) | 61.22 | 95% | 2024-05-15 |
| 31700. | Michle (michlexe) | 61.22 | 97.2% | 2024-08-13 |
| 31701. | Aang (dorjeaang) | 61.22 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 31702. | Noodle (noodle_boodle_99) | 61.22 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |