So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5240. | Slow Joe (slow_joe) | 98.28 | 94% | 2013-06-29 |
| 5241. | Serious (serious) | 98.28 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 5242. | kalski (kalski) | 98.27 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5243. | Ampit (5p33d) | 98.27 | 97% | 2011-11-06 |
| 5244. | Simon (semme01) | 98.27 | 98% | 2014-06-17 |
| 5245. | Ren (ouji) | 98.27 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 5246. | Vanilla (emerence_mirage) | 98.27 | 97% | 2012-12-24 |
| 5247. | paypay (paypay43) | 98.26 | 86% | 2012-10-10 |
| 5248. | Kinimon (kinmone) | 98.26 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 5249. | Nate (thatguyx) | 98.26 | 98% | 2018-12-04 |
| 5250. | Savannah (pompom9999) | 98.26 | 96% | 2013-11-21 |
| 5251. | Mel (melodoc) | 98.25 | 98% | 2012-08-29 |
| 5252. | jazmin (jjlove4ever) | 98.24 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 5253. | Angus (darthshrine) | 98.24 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 5254. | Existential Explorer (natmac4) | 98.23 | 99% | 2014-09-22 |
| 5255. | Hanamichi (tensai91) | 98.23 | 97% | 2014-08-22 |
| 5256. | Scolexis (scolexis) | 98.22 | 96% | 2015-02-23 |
| 5257. | saens (saens) | 98.22 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 5258. | John (phrasee) | 98.22 | 97% | 2014-05-20 |
| 5259. | Kirinji (kirinji_blasphemous) | 98.22 | 95% | 2012-11-01 |
| 5260. | Julianne (jdunn80) | 98.22 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 5261. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 98.21 | 99% | 2022-11-22 |
| 5262. | Eugene (mipfaw) | 98.21 | 91% | 2017-01-06 |
| 5263. | Kirke (kirke) | 98.21 | 98% | 2015-01-14 |
| 5264. | NairB (xtokyoghoulx) | 98.19 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 5265. | jacob (specterr) | 98.19 | 99% | 2022-09-11 |
| 5266. | aaaaaaaaaa (pitstop222) | 98.19 | 99% | 2022-05-05 |
| 5267. | Ricardo (roflmeister) | 98.19 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
| 5268. | Ryan (zedaso) | 98.19 | 98% | 2014-08-15 |
| 5269. | Forgottensands. (forgottens... | 98.19 | 97% | 2011-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |