And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2913. | (brettstenerson) | 121.46 | 100% | 2012-06-13 |
| 2914. | (secretariat) | 121.46 | 98% | 2014-04-14 |
| 2915. | (e250) | 121.46 | 99% | 2011-10-01 |
| 2916. | (astraea82) | 121.44 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 2917. | Jax (aabattery) | 121.44 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 2918. | (tommylammy) | 121.42 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| 2919. | guest (er8852852) | 121.42 | 96% | 2014-05-25 |
| 2920. | (splomax) | 121.42 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 2921. | (honeyman) | 121.42 | 96% | 2015-08-08 |
| 2922. | 3ymsdet (3ymsdet) | 121.42 | 98% | 2015-10-24 |
| 2923. | Eric (dango499) | 121.41 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 2924. | (athazagoraphobia) | 121.41 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 2925. | (greatersooty) | 121.41 | 97% | 2014-04-02 |
| 2926. | Dany (danypell) | 121.41 | 98% | 2013-06-20 |
| 2927. | (eniledam) | 121.41 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 2928. | (bevigilantheiscomingback) | 121.39 | 99% | 2023-10-29 |
| 2929. | John (phrasee) | 121.38 | 99% | 2017-08-14 |
| 2930. | (mikefromtw) | 121.38 | 96% | 2013-08-08 |
| 2931. | (dimassimo) | 121.38 | 94% | 2015-08-04 |
| 2932. | (crimes_) | 121.37 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 2933. | (buttershaver) | 121.37 | 89% | 2013-08-26 |
| 2934. | (championtyper) | 121.36 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2935. | Christopher (cgbuen) | 121.36 | 97% | 2014-03-04 |
| 2936. | Miguel (quevangel) | 121.35 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 2937. | (mercurz) | 121.35 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 2938. | dmo (hinjaku_hinjaku) | 121.33 | 99% | 2023-08-05 |
| 2939. | quite fast (edonn) | 121.32 | 98% | 2013-03-13 |
| 2940. | (tbbone) | 121.31 | 96% | 2016-09-09 |
| 2941. | (esketit3020) | 121.30 | 99% | 2023-01-29 |
| 2942. | (skillzdude) | 121.28 | 96% | 2016-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |