As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22800. | Monk (monk_ind999) | 54.73 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 22801. | Vishruth (7cryptic7) | 54.73 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 22802. | Matt Walsh. sweet baby gang... | 54.72 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 22803. | 1GuyLykDat (one_guy_lyk_dat) | 54.72 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 22804. | colin (crustyrustonline) | 54.72 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 22805. | Kokotko (bystric) | 54.72 | 99% | 2021-12-06 |
| 22806. | Sonu (sonuguptaofficial) | 54.72 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 22807. | Valentin (r4mp4g3rxd) | 54.72 | 88% | 2016-05-15 |
| 22808. | Laama (laamasweg) | 54.72 | 83% | 2016-01-28 |
| 22809. | UzanR (uzanr) | 54.71 | 96% | 2015-08-12 |
| 22810. | TBSTACK (speedytypister) | 54.71 | 96% | 2021-07-06 |
| 22811. | Ad@rsh (lachikku2210) | 54.71 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
| 22812. | Julia (thejulia) | 54.71 | 93% | 2021-10-16 |
| 22813. | Ahmad (aj_react) | 54.71 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| 22814. | Sam (sbush) | 54.70 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 22815. | dark (dark9009) | 54.70 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 22816. | alexey (aleksei) | 54.69 | 93% | 2016-07-21 |
| 22817. | Sur (phonelock) | 54.69 | 89% | 2015-10-08 |
| 22818. | Mohaka (mohaka) | 54.68 | 95% | 2023-04-22 |
| 22819. | Ivan (taco_25) | 54.67 | 93% | 2022-02-22 |
| 22820. | cho (hyunopry) | 54.67 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 22821. | Slower than you (hspislife) | 54.67 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 22822. | joe (joemama_is_not_available) | 54.66 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
| 22823. | murci (promena) | 54.66 | 95.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 22824. | Sherlock (praveen_g) | 54.66 | 91% | 2016-08-09 |
| 22825. | Maxx (maxx_1) | 54.66 | 92% | 2016-05-26 |
| 22826. | Connor (ctw0611) | 54.65 | 96% | 2016-06-08 |
| 22827. | sanu (sanu264767) | 54.65 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 22828. | Nick (abramidze) | 54.65 | 91% | 2015-06-18 |
| 22829. | Rajendraprasad (raj87106) | 54.65 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |