So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21208. | mellisa (klaudine) | 66.39 | 94% | 2014-04-19 |
| 21209. | cimsunf (cimsunf) | 66.39 | — | 2009-06-23 |
| 21210. | vicky (35virous) | 66.38 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 21211. | Eaton (adgray09) | 66.37 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 21212. | Jimbo (bugprostate) | 66.37 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 21213. | XanderManCan (tacticaltoast) | 66.37 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 21214. | chuckles (beingsanctified) | 66.37 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 21215. | Shanavas Keral (shan_keral) | 66.37 | 93% | 2014-05-15 |
| 21216. | hosssein (mhrimaz) | 66.37 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 21217. | Jonah (jgamerpro) | 66.37 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 21218. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 66.36 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 21219. | tstats[drazox_17] (drazox_17) | 66.36 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 21220. | Lazaro (mrlazlo15) | 66.36 | 98% | 2014-01-13 |
| 21221. | mrjavaman (mrjavaman) | 66.36 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 21222. | Evan (evanger) | 66.36 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 21223. | Cheryl (cheryl_cao) | 66.36 | 94% | 2015-05-24 |
| 21224. | Kevin (phogangon) | 66.35 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 21225. | Kent (klorm) | 66.35 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 21226. | Eric (badfuzzy) | 66.35 | 90% | 2015-11-05 |
| 21227. | srijit (sri7cool) | 66.35 | 97% | 2013-05-02 |
| 21228. | Yung (patalsan) | 66.35 | 95% | 2019-01-01 |
| 21229. | Robert (stanford4modesto) | 66.35 | 96% | 2014-01-08 |
| 21230. | fhbjnrng (fhbjnrng) | 66.34 | 86% | 2016-01-11 |
| 21231. | gcode (gcode360) | 66.34 | 94% | 2021-04-15 |
| 21232. | Jose (cornjose877) | 66.34 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 21233. | Flanders (flanders1) | 66.34 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 21234. | Ash (ashxjesslyn) | 66.34 | 95.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 21235. | Silly (sillygeeses) | 66.34 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
| 21236. | Rasintya (rasintya) | 66.34 | 92% | 2014-04-20 |
| 21237. | Sakti (sakti) | 66.34 | 91% | 2013-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |