The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11019. | Hill (hill) | 45.09 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 11020. | Suraj Goswami (surajthiside) | 45.08 | 92% | 2023-09-11 |
| 11021. | Yunes (tiyunes) | 45.08 | 97.3% | 2023-08-02 |
| 11022. | posaidon (posaidon0802) | 45.08 | 91% | 2016-07-14 |
| 11023. | (jimakos98) | 45.08 | 88% | 2014-01-11 |
| 11024. | G.Hammer (ghmdc52) | 45.07 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 11025. | anddaw (anddaw) | 45.07 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 11026. | Dmitry (radost_bitija) | 45.07 | 94.6% | 2023-09-26 |
| 11027. | sumit (sumit120) | 45.07 | 97% | 2013-05-25 |
| 11028. | Ben (bennytypes69) | 45.06 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
| 11029. | Evan (mrokarufu) | 45.06 | 93% | 2018-06-24 |
| 11030. | Kirill (trvnks) | 45.06 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 11031. | Jacob (fisch6892) | 45.05 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 11032. | Burhan (burhan103335) | 45.05 | 98% | 2017-04-18 |
| 11033. | Albert (cheezad) | 45.05 | 94% | 2021-08-02 |
| 11034. | Adhi (adhicw) | 45.05 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 11035. | Lander (sadboilander) | 45.04 | 97.6% | 2023-06-05 |
| 11036. | MohsenRZP (mohsenrzp) | 45.04 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 11037. | Tomke (xsneek) | 45.04 | 92% | 2018-04-02 |
| 11038. | Fouad (phoenixcold) | 45.04 | 93.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 11039. | Tired (tired_crow) | 45.04 | 85% | 2011-09-30 |
| 11040. | Olaf (gnafoo) | 45.04 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 11041. | James Reno (jamjimjimjam) | 45.03 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
| 11042. | bayu (bayun2445) | 45.03 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11043. | Billy (onlychance) | 45.03 | 92% | 2018-07-24 |
| 11044. | ahmed (ahmedelhawary1) | 45.03 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 11045. | Zul (maniacz013) | 45.03 | 87% | 2012-06-27 |
| 11046. | henry (heart_breaker_boy14) | 45.03 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 11047. | Andrew (abreeson) | 45.02 | 96% | 2019-09-24 |
| 11048. | Ethan (monscratee) | 45.02 | 91% | 2012-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |